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Rhombus: Drummer Wanted
Posted: 31 Jan 2005, 16:47
by keys
We've decided it could be time to pension off our drum machine
So we're looking for a drummer, 25-35 I guess.
Established player with good gear and own transport, to play live with Rhombus
Rhombus play upbeat Goth Rock
email
office@rhombus-rock.com
More info at
www.rhombus-rock.com
Posted: 31 Jan 2005, 16:51
by Quiff Boy
Posted: 31 Jan 2005, 20:55
by Padstar
Surely you are taking the p*ss......
Paddy.
Posted: 01 Feb 2005, 00:03
by CellThree
Drum machine's probably broke so they want something cheaper...
Posted: 01 Feb 2005, 10:35
by markfiend
Cue the drummer jokes.
What's the difference between a drum machine and a human drummer? You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
Whats got three legs and an arsehole on the top?
A drummer's stool.
Anyone else?
Posted: 01 Feb 2005, 10:42
by Spiggy's hat
markfiend wrote:Cue the drummer jokes.
What's the difference between a drum machine and a human drummer? You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
Whats got three legs and an arsehole on the top?
A drummer's stool.
Anyone else?
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer
Posted: 01 Feb 2005, 10:57
by markfiend
How do you know there's a drummer at your door?
The knocking speeds up.
Posted: 01 Feb 2005, 11:07
by hallucienate
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have machines to do that now.
Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So they don't have to retrain the drummers.
