Heartland

No giggling at the back, please...

Yes, now Norway is mine. For all their bravado and fancy hats, the old Vikings did not even put up a fight in the end. So now that I'm a fully fledged megalomaniac tyrant with an ever-expanding... DOMINION... I thought it would be only right and proper to share with my subjects a visual account of my victory over the nordic tribes. These images will soon be appearing on the side of every building, a la Iran...

Have Cave, will travel - I do not go a-conquering without some stab-ballads on hand...


My minibar on the Victory Ship contains warm gin, and little else. Naturally I find this wholly unnacceptable, and several cabin crew are forced to walk the plank...


After all that unpleasantness, I steady my nerves by reading Britain's Finest Newspaper, the Independent. However, all this "democratic election" stuff starts to upset me, and I am compelled to throw some more of my crew overboard.


WAKE, anyone? Version I'm 2.fuckingobsessed....


All that heartless brutality pays off in the end, and I survey my new kingdom in the manner of a true warrior queen, after taking the funicular up the mountain...


And who do I run into, but That Guitarist?
"You're looking rough", I remark, before turning him to stone with a single imperious glance. No more s**t Cleopatra remixes then.


And, now that I quite literally RULE, I decree that "In The Navy" by The Village People shall be the national anthem, and this shall be my crown...

You're welcome.

Here are the rest, if that's not awe-inspiring enough for you...
http://photobucket.com/albums/y117/paintedbird/

If the bastards request a password, it is "flood". You may slay them on my behalf if they are that insolent.

Truly, I am a benevolent leader!

Great Pics!

nice pics, babe...

you can have norway and all points north of carlisle.. hands off this nation, though. its mine.

@ big Si.. that does not mean i want the U boats back. you can keep those for being a good boy.

Must have been a hell of a crusade, Boudicca. Hopefully you dont consider a stampede over my defenseless country. In that case, I submit here and now. (At least you wont find any Wuzzis around here )

So only that woman survived?

Was a brave thing to get rid of Hussey though...

Great pics by the way!

Very nice.

excellent! It's nice to see some of us get out and about.

how do you post a pic?

With great difficulty!

accurate, yet somehow not all that helpful

lmao... img, then url of pic, then img allegedly

The most beautiful thread so far.

emilystrange wrote:lmao... img, then url of pic, then img allegedly

Yes that's it. It's in the FAQ. God bless your socks, Quiff Boy!

are they nice socks?

emilystrange wrote:are they nice socks?

I bet they're brown. He loves brown, tubular, squishy things

They are socks of wisdom.

So pretty, yet so aggressive

Seen any Vikings yet?

andymackem wrote:So pretty, yet so aggressive

careful Andy...

glad to see you enjoyed yourself b .

but where is my long-haired norweigan man?

emilystrange wrote:nice pics, babe...

you can have norway and all points north of carlisle.. hands off this nation, though. its mine.

@ big Si.. that does not mean i want the U boats back. you can keep those for being a good boy.

Thank you maam!

(but only if I get to keep Glencoe as well! )

They'll stop her from starting a coup d'etat.....benevolent leader ma erse!

"It's my island!"

I don't care where everyone else is, but the Netherlands, Germany, and Russia are all MINE, understood?

By the way, nice one there, Emperess Boudicca, a fine nation to spring up.

Great pics!