Heartland

Posted: **21 Jun 2005, 15:04**

1 2 3 4 Player       Sets Games Point 
3 - - - T Henman      -     -    40 
6 - - - J Nieminen    -     -    40

Posted: **21 Jun 2005, 15:16**

I thought this was going to be a thread about

Posted: **21 Jun 2005, 15:27**

About six years ago the number one British women's tennis player was a girl called Sam Smith. She looked exactly the same as Henman.

Never took him seriously after that.

Mind, I suspect a neutered kitten could probably challenge for the honour of Britain's leading women's tennis player.

Posted: **21 Jun 2005, 16:51**

so its not about young Master Sinister?

Posted: **21 Jun 2005, 17:02**

I thought it was going to be about...

He's gonna kill me now...

Posted: **21 Jun 2005, 17:46**

You have no idea, my darling.

It seems this name is incontrovertibly linked to the dregs of humanity...
Cheers Henman, another one to rack up for the Defeat Team.

Posted: **21 Jun 2005, 17:50**

Is now a good time to mention Ronnie Corbett and an 80s sitcom?

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 01:03**

andymackem wrote:Is now a good time to mention Ronnie Corbett and an 80s sitcom?

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 01:07**

personally i can't stand tennis.it's far too strenuous for me,and you have to start playing at the sort of age that i was playing with action man.

admittedly theres a certain...aesthetic to womens tennis..

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 09:23**

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:personally i can't stand tennis.it's far too strenuous for me,and you have to start playing at the sort of age that i was playing with action man.

admittedly theres a certain...ascetic to womens tennis..

Vinegar? Now I'm confused ...

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 09:32**

Ah, the double fault

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 09:33**

Love it.

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 10:18**

Nearly court me out then.

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 10:56**

I like to cast my nets widely

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 11:05**

Will you lot stop making such a racket?

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 11:11**

love is all you need

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 11:14**

Don't get the 'ump, I re ckon we should let this one run, see if we can get the whole set.

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 11:34**

Just keep on ranting like this, and I'll give you so much dirty love you're going to need a new set of balls

Who wants first service?

IZ.

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 11:37**

Three at once. Hard to match that. But I'm game if you are.

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 11:41**

Let it bleed

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 11:44**

andymackem wrote:Three at once. Hard to match that. But I'm game if you are.

I'd done that

Must be too subtle, although a whole volley of them in one sentence is the objective.

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 11:57**

Kinda weird, considering you peeps should be ace in the English language and all have a clear advantage over me, who has only some continental grip on the language. However, I expect this posting to be a break point in the thread.

Then again, if you deuce to continue, I warn you beforehand: I'll drive you nuts and slice you to pieces.

I will remain the one and only hot dog of the HeartLand umpire!

Oh my.

IZ.

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 12:03**

"Hot dog"?

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 13:21**

ruffers wrote:"Hot dog"?

http://www.britishtennis.com/newtotennis/glossary/

IZ.

Posted: **22 Jun 2005, 13:31**

Surely players using on-line dictionaries are guilty of a fault? Possibly even a code violation. It'll take a backhander to keep me quiet.

Heartland

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