Limericks
Posted: 24 Jun 2005, 22:28
And why not?
There was a young man from the Dogs
...
There was a young man from the Dogs
...
*that's a young lady he's meeting in rural ireland
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Posted: 24 Jun 2005, 22:40
who met colleen in the bogs....*
*that's a young lady he's meeting in rural ireland
*that's a young lady he's meeting in rural ireland
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 10:38
Escaping by rooftop, McCall
Swore arrogant vengeance on all.
But lions, ornamental
Caught his foot in their dentals,
And pride, as it's known, precedes fall.
and...
"I must learn" knawed the Earl at his knuckle,
"What's "Mony a mickle maks a muckle"",
He spared no expense,
But it still made no sense,
So he took to his wife with a buckle.
All my own work.
Swore arrogant vengeance on all.
But lions, ornamental
Caught his foot in their dentals,
And pride, as it's known, precedes fall.
and...
"I must learn" knawed the Earl at his knuckle,
"What's "Mony a mickle maks a muckle"",
He spared no expense,
But it still made no sense,
So he took to his wife with a buckle.
All my own work.
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 10:52
And to continue the Big Man's Efforts:
There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden...
IZ.
There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden...
IZ.
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 10:55
he pulled out an orange
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 12:39
BLAST!:evil: 
The only thing I can think of to rhyme with "sudden" is PUDDIN...
This is turning out to be a Weegie limerick!
The only thing I can think of to rhyme with "sudden" is PUDDIN...
This is turning out to be a Weegie limerick!
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 12:53
and you, young lady
deserve a good skuddin'!
deserve a good skuddin'!
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 13:26
@Big Si & Izzy: Sterling work.
@James: 
That's gonna keep my chuckling all weekend.
@Boudicca: How about 'mudden'? Links nicely with Si's 'bogs'.
You're all doing very well!
@James:
That's gonna keep my chuckling all weekend.@Boudicca: How about 'mudden'? Links nicely with Si's 'bogs'.
You're all doing very well!
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 22:29
and i thought that Markfiend was the only Geek around these parts
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 22:35
Check out the geek test Delilah posted - I think you'll find that I am married to the geekiest man around these parts (he's here vicariously)Burn wrote:and i thought that Markfiend was the only Geek around these parts
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 22:37
ahh yes...i remember that test...i failedBlack Alice wrote:Check out the geek test Delilah posted - I think you'll find that I am married to the geekiest man around these parts (he's here vicariously)Burn wrote:and i thought that Markfiend was the only Geek around these parts
i seem to have a life and freinds outside of cyberspace... Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 22:40
Show offBurn wrote:ahh yes...i remember that test...i failedBlack Alice wrote:Check out the geek test Delilah posted - I think you'll find that I am married to the geekiest man around these parts (he's here vicariously)Burn wrote:and i thought that Markfiend was the only Geek around these parts
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 22:42
There was a quiffed man from Pudsey...
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 22:46
isn't pudsey a one eyed bear?
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 22:59
only in your sick, twisted dreams Andrew
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 23:04
that's not how the limerick goes!!
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 23:14
yer right, it goes like this
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 23:15
if only it wasn't so true
Posted: 25 Jun 2005, 23:57
Johnny CC is so good. I adore the man.
meanwhile back in Gotham...
meanwhile back in Gotham...
James Blast wrote:There was a quiffed man from Pudsey...
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 00:20
There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice
She said, "I do this
From a great need to p*ss,
And not from sectarian malice!"
Who peed in a Catholic chalice
She said, "I do this
From a great need to p*ss,
And not from sectarian malice!"
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 00:24
Andrew S wrote:There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice
She said, "I do this
From a great need to p*ss,
And not from sectarian malice!"
(
)Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 00:30
Nothing personal. Honest!Black Alice wrote:Andrew S wrote:There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice
She said, "I do this
From a great need to p*ss,
And not from sectarian malice!"
(
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 00:31
I'm sureAndrew S wrote:Nothing personal. Honest!Black Alice wrote:Andrew S wrote:There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice
She said, "I do this
From a great need to p*ss,
And not from sectarian malice!"
(
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 07:30
his leg (which was wooden)....Izzy HaveMercy wrote:And to continue the Big Man's Efforts:
There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden...
IZ.
(best i could come up with apart from "he slipped her a good 'un"
)Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 10:28
Well I started it, so I'm the editor:
There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden
He slipped her a good 'un
Anyone got a punchline?
There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden
He slipped her a good 'un
Anyone got a punchline?