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Boudicca Crosses The Alps...

Like Hannibal, if Hannibal had been travelling in a Toyota Corolla with Floodland on his CD player and Wet Wipes in the glove compartment.

It's been quite some time since my glorious defeat of the Viking hordes at the Battle Of Bergen. I got the empire of Scandinavia, but now I'm turning my attentions to those pesky Krauts. Jawohl!

Germany and Austria, here I come!
First week I'm going to Heidelberg, home of the man, the legend, Dr. Gunther Von Hagens and his army of the undead...



...and a s**t-load of dead philosophers, apparently. Toll!

Then I'm off to Seefeld in Austria, to sit in a sauna for a week "because it's too hot outside". And to work on my tan...

If I can conquer a nation of 7-foot-tall barbarian black metallers, then a bunch of pansies in lederhosen shouldn't present too much of a problem.

About that woo-ing thing, Boudicca...

A girl tackling the half of Europe in a Toyota Corolla has my attention indeed!

Did a 10-day trip through Ireland in a Toyota Corolla meself; including the hellish drive to France, cross the North Sea by boat, and a drive-thru in England (the most BORING 550 km I did in me entire life!).

These cars are built to LAST!

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:About that woo-ing thing, Boudicca...

A girl tackling the half of Europe in a Toyota Corolla has my attention indeed!

Well I'm going through Holland, Iz... normally I go through Belgium but I'm afraid this time if you want to WOO me, you'll have to make a little journey north yourself.

Yer missus would like that!

So, when I leave the boat at Rotterdam I'll keep my eye open for a spiky-haired guy with shades and a rose between his teeth.

You mean Bono?

There is a resemblance...

...and he was in Ireland...

Something you'd like to tell us, Iz?

boudicca wrote:There is a resemblance...

...and he was in Ireland...

Something you'd like to tell us, Iz?

NOT in front of Hal and Johnny, no...

BTW, skip the rose between teeth stuff. I'm allergic to pollen. I can bring a nice plastic one, tho. It sings 'Vertigo' when squeezed hard enough.

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:It sings 'Vertigo' when squeezed hard enough.

IZ.

So does Bono, by the way...

Before one of you smart-asses want to make witty comments

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:It sings 'Vertigo' when squeezed hard enough.

IZ.

So does Bono, by the way...

IZ.

You don't fool me by talking about "him" in the 3rd person Bo... I mean Izzy...

*IZ striking microphone poses*

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:*IZ striking microphone poses*

Just don't start harping on about 3rd World debt...

Should've gone to Specsavers.

boudicca wrote:So, when I leave the boat at Rotterdam

where are you departing from?...

tell me that it's not harwich international....please...say it's someplace else...

Burn wrote:

boudicca wrote:So, when I leave the boat at Rotterdam

where are you departing from?...

tell me that it's not harwich international....please...say it's someplace else...

Kingston-Upon-Hull!

Home on Mr. Timsinister!
And John Prescott...

The second most vile town I've ever seen after Dartford.

Francis wrote:Should've gone to Specsavers.

UP YOURS!!!!

Francis wrote:Should've gone to Specsavers.

Stop making fun of me!

I'm telling on you.

boudicca wrote:

Burn wrote:

boudicca wrote:So, when I leave the boat at Rotterdam

where are you departing from?...

tell me that it's not harwich international....please...say it's someplace else...

Kingston-Upon-Hull!

Home on Mr. Timsinister!
And John Prescott...

The second most vile town I've ever seen after Dartford.

phew...thats well far north of me...thanks the gods

oh...give those bloody foreigners some hell while you're conducting overlord operations

You go on alot of holidays B!

I am off to conquer Transylvania in November!

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:You go on alot of holidays B!

I am off to conquer Transylvania in November!

Poland and (hopefully)Norway again for me! And 2 of the sissies gigs of course!

Delilah wrote:the sissies

nice one

Invading Northumberland tomorrow night, and then Moravia in July.

Thanks for associating me with the Kingston's most infamous inhabitant.

Take pictures, take hostages, take drugs, but do return in one piece.

Delilah wrote:

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:You go on alot of holidays B!

I am off to conquer Transylvania in November!

Poland and (hopefully)Norway again for me! And 2 of the sissies gigs of course!

Where do you women get your money from?

Francis wrote: Where do you women get your money from?

Don't forget I'm from Bearsden...

Translation please Messrs Blast, Si or AndrewS.