Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
27-9-05 A short Bush joke
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James Blast
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What's George W. Bush with sawdust in his hand?
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George W. Bush walks into the sexshop to buy a dildo to give as a birthday present to his wife Laura. The shopkeeper shows him several models, but none pleases George W. "What does the big one behind you cost?", the president wants to know in the end. The shopkeeper looks behind him, thinks about it and says: "That's a very expensive one, Mister President, $495"
"Doesn't matter", Bush replies, pulling five notes of 100 out of his pants. "It's only your wife's birthday once a year. Pack it for me" He pays and leaves with a big smile on his face.
A bit later, the owner of the shop comes down and says: "Pour me some coffee, Randy." "Won't be able to do that, boss", the guy says, "I just sold the thermos to the president"
George W. Bush goes to the garage with a dent in his car after having an accident and asks what it'll cost to repair it. "It'll be two new doors, Mister President", the garage keeper says. "$1500 a piece, so that's $3000 plus work." "Oh my god, that expensive", George W. Bush replies, in shock. "Isn't there another solution?" "Well, Mister President", the garage keeper replies after thinking it over, "you can get rid of the dents by blowing on your exhaustpipe very hard." Relieved, George W. Bush replies, "Why hadn't you said that at once", after which he kneels down behind the car and starts to blow until he's out of breath. His dissappointment is enormous when he finds out the dents are still there after this. "Of course!", Donald Rumsfeld, who joined him, shouts, "Your window is still open!"
George W. Bush is driving about in his presidential limousine, when he notices vice-president Dick Cheney standing at the side of the road next to his car. George W. stops to ask what's the matter, to which Dick replies he is out of gas and waiting for the motoring association. "Luckily you know something about cars!", Bush laughs. "I would just have driven on!"
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have a trawl through the archive mew, there's some crackersmew wrote:
more more to save me from becoming normal
Welcome, you'll be needing a drink?.....
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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I don't do it very often, but I just lol'd.James Blast wrote:Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Chucking another log on