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A combination of pointy boots with no tread on the sole and a 'wet' gents toliet floor is normally conducive to falling over backwards when you slip. If I'd hit the wall I would have bounced off it but unfortunately the condom machine attached to said wall with it's sharp metal angles put paid to my head. And then I thought maybe I'll have a little sleep.
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Whoever discovered me (Purp?) and then Jamie
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But as we all know head/facial wounds bleed ten times more profusely than any other, so I can imagine it was scary. Again, as Dave said as he aided, at one stage from his finger tips to his elbows on both arms were completely stained red with my blood.
For all those who eventually got me to A&E thank you.
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So I got 15/15 on my stats, no concussion, no headache, no vomiting, no drowsiness and totally lucid. And the x-rays were fine.
I had an offer of stitches if I was prepared to go into an observation ward and wait until 4pm today to get them inserted. Instead in the end I agreed with the consultant that we'd go for the super glue. SIX hours later Humpty Dumpty left A&E intact at 7am.
Particular thanks to Dave, Jamie and Lee who stayed and had a fab six hours in A&E. Thank you.
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![Cool 8)](./images/smilies/icon_cool.gif)
Even when one of you was trying to steal things.
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I don't mean to demean any of this and make a joke as I know some of you were genuinely scared. I apologise. And yes, I love you too.
To all those who've contacted me today (or attempted to contact me) thank you. You're all fab and gorgeous.
![Kiss :kiss:](./images/smilies/icon_kiss.gif)
Love to you all.
![Kiss :kiss:](./images/smilies/icon_kiss.gif)
![We are not worthy! :notworthy:](./images/smilies/icon_notworthy.gif)