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Offensive & Deadly Weapons at Gigs
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:07
by scotty
Last night at the New Model Army gig in Glasgow, Andrew S was denied access to The Garage, he was found to have in his possession the most deadly of deadly and offensive weapons.....A packet of Quavers
, he was turned away at the door after being "frisked", remember, we were in Glasgow!, to add insult to injury, when arriving at the top of the stairs next to the merchandise stand, what did I find?..... a "Crisp" machine
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Also after an extensive search of her bag, Mrs Scotty had an item confiscated, was it a Knife?...no, was it a "Shooter"?....no, was Heroin wrapped up into "fiver" bags with needles and syringes?....no, it was a Tangerine
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What the f**k?.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:09
by Mrs RicheyJames
WHAT?
Did Andrew not get in at all then?
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:10
by scotty
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:WHAT?
Did Andrew not get in at all then?
Aye, he got in, but not before standing outside and eating his "weaponry"!.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:18
by emilystrange
perhaps the band are allergic
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:31
by Ozpat
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:33
by Ed Rhombus
Quavers are not very rock and roll and neither is a Tangerine.
That is why they were turned away.
They're lucky they wern't flogged!
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 13:43
by boudicca
Ed Rhombus wrote:Quavers are not very rock and roll and neither is a Tangerine.
That is why they were turned away.
They're lucky they wern't flogged!
I once got into a gig with a packet of Polo Mints in me pocket,
don't tell anyone!
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 16:01
by ruffers
I got into several gigs with an offensive haircut.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 16:15
by timsinister
The security at The Bassment were too afraid to apprehend those Weapons of Mass Destruction - the RicheyJames.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 16:17
by emilystrange
would you try and stop the Mrs variety?
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 18:31
by snowey
Mrs Snowey has just said that the "doormen" at the basement would let anyone in with anything......then added "you got in with your undercrackers"
And NO I wouldn't stop MRS RJ either.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 19:47
by Planet Dave
timsinister wrote:The security at The Bassment were too afraid to apprehend those Weapons of Mass Destruction - the RicheyJames.
And yet they were happy to 'have a word' with my mate Matt. Fool for turning up in an orange Rammstein top (I mean, would you?). Still let him in though.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 20:17
by James Blast
well it jist serves ye right fir goin tae a New Medical Army gig
and to come over all markfiend like : cheese flavoured 'snacks' contain animal extracts, whereas chicken flavoured ones don't
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 20:18
by Obviousman
All this it makes me amazed that artists can still take their instruments inside
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 21:26
by Johnny M
I once went to a gig with an extremely offensive girl friend. She was the psycotic bitch from hell. It was the only way I could think to get rid of her so I timed it to perfection in the queue and deliberately wound her up. Confident that she would go nuclear and be be refused entry as the doormen observed her irrational, aggressive behaviour. She went ape-s**t, ballistic as planned but when all five foot of this raging, seething mass of humanity confronted the two 20 stone bouncers on the door?
"In you go luv ..."
She was scary. I still can't remember where I buried her.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 21:28
by emilystrange
under the patio
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 21:38
by Johnny M
Definitely not! I remember it was around the time of the Brookside Trevor Jordache storyline. And Sinbad never layed my patio.
Hmm, maybe I should check the freezer cabinet in the basement ...
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 21:40
by emilystrange
it's probably a bit late now..
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 21:49
by James Blast
I need to know if you 'slapped her on the patio'?
just one of my things
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 21:50
by Johnny M
It's just a question of defrosting next summer. HL Bar-B-Que at mine? Obviously veggies and non-cannibals are excused.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 21:56
by Johnny M
James Blast wrote:I need to know if you 'slapped her on the patio'?
just one of my things
English please James.
I do the totally incomprehensible one-liners
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 22:23
by timsinister
With all the friends you made at the NHS, can't they just cart away the exes?
I can't believe I'm still upright and breathing seven hours after my last comment.
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 22:33
by James Blast
Johnny M wrote:I do the totally incomprehensible one-liners
"Johnny come lately, there's a new kid in town
everybody loves..... "
gives up, too tired
Posted: 21 Oct 2005, 22:38
by Johnny M
timsinister wrote:With all the friends you made at the NHS, can't they just cart away the exes?
I can't believe I'm still upright and breathing seven hours after my last comment.
That's my protege. You're learning. Once you learn to stop sleeping and you're called 'Count' you've arrived.
Posted: 22 Oct 2005, 01:53
by boudicca
Johnny M wrote:timsinister wrote:With all the friends you made at the NHS, can't they just cart away the exes?
I can't believe I'm still upright and breathing seven hours after my last comment.
That's my protege. You're learning. Once you learn to stop sleeping and you're called 'Count' you've arrived.
He's done that already hasn't he?