f**king Scary!
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 01:02
When you glance at the bottom of the index and see who's online ...
eastmidswhizzkid, Johnny M, Planet Dave
eastmidswhizzkid, Johnny M, Planet Dave
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Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 01:04
Must be that time of the night
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 01:11
Almost like a cyber A&E, no?
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 01:21
"Nurse, the virtual screens!"
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 01:36
Zuma wrote:"Nurse, the virtual screens!"
More like 'Nurse, the virtual f**king big fat needle up the arse, pronto!'
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 02:15
Planet Dave wrote:Zuma wrote:"Nurse, the virtual screens!"
More like 'Nurse, the virtual f**king big fat needle up the arse, pronto!'
no nurse on NHS wages would go anywhere near Jamie's arse...not even with his particular brand of "chat-up line"
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 08:42
it's an unholy trio
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 12:14
Trouble brewing!
Well, everything's still standing and nothing's on fire so they can't have done too much damage.
Well, everything's still standing and nothing's on fire so they can't have done too much damage.
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 13:17
Not a clique then, Loki...?
*ducks, runs out of the building very fast*
*ducks, runs out of the building very fast*
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 13:20
and there are more of them surely?emilystrange wrote:it's an unholy trio
or are the drugs doing it to me?
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 13:20
Ah, the elite group known only as the 'Last Ones Standing' with Johnny as an Honorary Member.
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 13:21
Honorary because he's only standing with the aid of Quiff and Dave...?timsinister wrote:Ah, the elite group known only as the 'Last Ones Standing' with Johnny as an Honorary Member.
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 13:23
L*** is gone!boudicca wrote:Not a clique then, Loki...?
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 13:48
Yup.boudicca wrote:Honorary because he's only standing with the aid of Quiff and Dave...?timsinister wrote:Ah, the elite group known only as the 'Last Ones Standing' with Johnny as an Honorary Member.
Shouting 'I'm alright, lets go home', as blood fountains out of his head like a scene from Braindead. 
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 14:13
Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 14:17
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 14:22
Oooh, and the super sticky soled shoes turned up today as well so that's triple protection.Quiff Boy wrote:
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 14:26
Deja vu!Johnny M wrote: Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
It's a sign of respect.boudicca wrote:Honorary because he's only standing with the aid of Quiff and Dave...?
Johnny M wrote:only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
SAFE?!
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 14:49
@ timsinister:
you're gonna get it now
you're gonna get it now
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 17:05
so are you, quiffy my boy...
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 17:51
Tim's bloody right on this one, you know...Johnny M wrote:only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
'Specially in t'Phono.
LORD that was bad! That's why you like us.Johnny M wrote:Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 17:59
I doubt you'll be safe in the ladies Johnny - as well as condom machines there tends to be tampon machines as wellJohnny M wrote:Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 18:06
Cat wrote:I doubt you'll be safe in the ladies Johnny - as well as condom machines there tends to be tampon machines as wellJohnny M wrote:Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
ahhh but i can see his logic...ladies toilets don't get as much p*ss on the floor as blokes do
not that i know this from experience or anything
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 21:10
You can see my logic here Andie but Cat speaks from experience as a member of the 'demure' HL laydeez club (read animals) so maybe I'll wear some wellies as well so as I can wade through to a cubicle.
On the plus side, wearing a full face crash helmet means that anyone attempting to kiss me gets concussed and/or stitches.
But I promise I will come to the aftershow HL A&E party. If only to stop Tim getting arrested. Lee, you get the night off.
PS: Tim, after posting the pic and your comment, which South American country have to gone to hide in? And after my first para, can I come with you?
On the plus side, wearing a full face crash helmet means that anyone attempting to kiss me gets concussed and/or stitches.
But I promise I will come to the aftershow HL A&E party. If only to stop Tim getting arrested. Lee, you get the night off.
PS: Tim, after posting the pic and your comment, which South American country have to gone to hide in? And after my first para, can I come with you?
Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 21:26
Having finally met you dear Claire, I would love to take you to a Beefeater. If only for the moment when the waitress asks "how would you like your steak, madam. Rare, medium, well done ... or through the heart?"boudicca wrote: That's why you like us.