3/11/05 a bad joke and a funny picture

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The other day, someone phoned me up and said, "I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention
I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention".

I told him he had the wrong number, but he was adamant.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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:notworthy: :notworthy: :lol:

and now for a bit o' politics:

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/blunkett/

A distant cousin of the Daily Mail-o-matic, the David Blunkett policy maker is for all of those who are nostalgic for the former Home Secretary and his liberty-encroaching initiatives. Just hit the red button for a fresh idea!
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http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/birdflu2.jpg
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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