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Smell Of Female
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 03:42
by Johnny M
"This one's for all you Gucci bag carriers out there ..."
Or is it?
I'd run out of "He Man" antiperspirant tonight so in desperation searched the cupboards. Hmm, Sure 'Cotton Soft' which was a left-over from the estranged wife. I smell like a girl. Really.
Amidst my search I discovered various articles of lingerie. Yep, it's so unrestrictive to wear. Smell of female? I smell like a girl. I am female.
Heartland is a broad church. We welcome anyone, irrespective of age, gender, creed, religion or colour. Or attire (hopefully).
I am free. Smell Of Female? You bet.
QB: Can you change my user name (again) to Josephine M? Ta muchley.
Re: Smell Of Female
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 05:01
by Ocean Moves
Johnny M wrote:
Heartland is a broad church.
Rather luckily for you, I think..
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 09:33
by canon docre
I must say, I'm quite stunned about the recent developments you took, Jo.
But nevertheless a warm welcome to the new girl in town.
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 09:52
by hallucienate
Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 09:53
by Obviousman
Did you make an appointment for the operation yet
Don't forget to get hair implants as well, baldy women never were a great succes
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 09:58
by Gottdammerung
Hmm... reminds me of the supposed 'odour free' deoderant that an ex of my had..
Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day...
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 10:47
by Planet Dave
hallucienate wrote:Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
Why did an image of Barbara from Royston Vasey pop into my head?
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 11:01
by hallucienate
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 11:11
by Quiff Boy
Gottdammerung wrote:Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day...
was it like 1982 all over again?
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 11:18
by snowey
My bed was like a butchers slab.
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 11:38
by Gottdammerung
Quiff Boy wrote:Gottdammerung wrote:Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day...
was it like 1982 all over again?
More like Singapore 59!
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 12:04
by Francis
I can't way to see how gets out of this one.
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 12:20
by markfiend
By begging for the thread to be trashed?
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 12:26
by hallucienate
markfiend wrote:By begging for the thread to be trashed?
and I'm sure the mods will take the appropriate course of inaction
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 13:58
by eastmidswhizzkid
shame
rosalie's not around anymore...they could form their own support group...
.
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 14:17
by Quiff Boy
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 14:21
by Planet Dave
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 15:00
by boudicca
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:shame
rosalie's not around anymore...they could form their own support group...
.
Don't Lee, you'll INKVOKE her!
I think hir *ahem*
condition can be traced back to one specific trauma. He/she wants to use the ladies' powder room in future, due to a deep-seated phobia of puddles of p*ss on the floor....
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 15:21
by Thea
boudicca wrote:
Don't Lee, you'll INKVOKE her!
Just what I was thinking... *shudder*
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 21:49
by Johnny M
"Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!"
Currently waxing my bikini line.
Ouch!!
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 21:55
by Andie
Johnny M wrote:"Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!"
i can live with the Shania Twain quote...
i think you need some assistance with this...
i believe you trim first
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 22:18
by MadameButterfly
Men telling men....
Or should that be man telling woman....
Listen to this about the bikini line...waxing...BIG NO NO NO!!!
unless you enjoy the pain...
Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
no pain, no fuss...
Madness...
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 22:22
by Andie
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 22:32
by Johnny M
MadameButterfly wrote: Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
And therein lies the crux of being folically challenged. One morning I was so hung over I reached for the wrong tube in the shower thinking it was shampoo. Oh dear.
Posted: 04 Nov 2005, 22:37
by Obviousman
Johnny M wrote:MadameButterfly wrote: Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
And therein lies the crux of being folically challenged. One morning I was so hung over I reached for the wrong tube in the shower thinking it was shampoo. Oh dear.
At least something different from Loreal Kids shampoo
Did you guys trade?
