Heartland

Posted: **30 Jan 2006, 09:37**

The fastest selling debut album in history - 363 000 copies.

Anyone else think they sound like George Formby

Paul

Posted: **30 Jan 2006, 15:29**

Tickets for their tour go on sale on Thursday.

Half a dozen bought, & then stuck on Ebay, would probably get you out to the US for one of the Sisters shows.

Posted: **30 Jan 2006, 15:52**

Spiggy's hat wrote:Tickets for their tour go on sale on Thursday.

Half a dozen bought, & then stuck on Ebay, would probably get you out to the US for one of the Sisters shows.

Your right

Posted: **30 Jan 2006, 17:56**

They're wank.

Posted: **30 Jan 2006, 18:28**

and Utter Pish!

Posted: **30 Jan 2006, 18:32**

I hope the editor of the Daily Star is reading this. He's probably going to snap up Blast & Corleone for his new music review column.

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 21:02**

I just don't get'em... maybe I'm getting old. but I just don't get'em, on any level.

It's like The Fog unrated version. I'd rate it, rate it as complete pish!! the original was excellent

why do I feel like a Bill and Ted moment

was it like this for my parents? am I getting old?

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 21:14**

yup, old

Blast & Corleone
The Dail Star

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 21:17**

James Blast wrote:yup, old

Blast & Corleone
The Dail Star

aye well, brake out the tartan slippers, throw away the winkle pinkers

, get the stout in and lose the snake bites'n'black

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 21:21**

I like them

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 21:26**

scotty wrote:I like them

so does Derek R and its well kent whit a FUD! he is.

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 21:32**

Earlier tonight they showed a bit of Artic Monkeys on the telly, and I must say they were quite *yawn*

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 21:34**

scotty wrote:I like them

But not as much as you love these boys. Eh Keith?

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 21:41**

Hom_Corleone wrote:
scotty wrote:I like them
But not as much as you love these boys. Eh Keith?

They're a pair o' HIBBYKUNTZ

I HATE them I HATE them I HATE them

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 22:37**

sisxbeforedawn wrote:
James Blast wrote:yup, old

Blast & Corleone
The Dail Star
aye well, brake out the tartan slippers,

You do realise that, as night follows day, tartan slippers are a sure step towards Spontaneous Human Combustion

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 22:42**

scotty wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
scotty wrote:I like them
But not as much as you love these boys. Eh Keith?

They're a pair o' HIBBYKUNTZ I HATE them I HATE them I HATE them

ROTFLMFAO

thanx Keith that just brightened my day...

Sunshine On Leith ya Bam!

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 22:46**

I own no tartan or other slipperage Ness

you fancy me now, admit it

Posted: **31 Jan 2006, 23:31**

They ARE wank, and they ARE pish, but seriously am I the only person who hears the music hall connection.

"When I'm cleaning windows" etc etc

Paul

Posted: **01 Feb 2006, 09:20**

ah, but george formby was a consummate proffesional with an endearingly self-dprecating style and a chirpy buck-toothed grin that won him the hearts of the nation; arctic monkeys are just cunts.

@sisxbeforedawn -the horror of our generation however is that whereas our parents and grandparents were appalled at the godless cacophony and depravity of the music / fashion their offspring brought home, our kids are listening to such watered-down, insipid sanitisations of rock/metal/whatever that you feel sorry for them. nu metal -as i've said before - is a fine example of taking a notoriously in-your-face style of music and removing all the intensity, all the angst, all the raw power and leaving just a pale timid creature completely devoid of sex,drugs,and rock'n'roll.

-nu-metal kids even wear flares -'nuff said.

Posted: **01 Feb 2006, 17:07**

James Blast wrote:I own no tartan or other slipperage Ness

you fancy me now, admit it

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you see, sometimes you have me at a disadvantage as I don't read all the posts on here, then you 'slip something in' and refer to it elsewhere

I

Posted: **01 Feb 2006, 17:09**

Arctic Monkeys:

Was it someone on here who said that they'll wish in a couple of years that they'd waited until their acne cleared up before they got famous?

Posted: **01 Feb 2006, 17:17**

I think they're crap. No surprise they're popular then.

Posted: **03 Feb 2006, 11:34**

popbitch wrote:Our favourite ludicrous "Arctic Monkeys are boy-band puppets who don't write their songs" theory? It's all really written by Carter USM.

Posted: **03 Feb 2006, 11:39**

Burn wrote:Sunshine On Leith ya Bam!

Guess what?

I'm 22 years old, and I don't have a fcukin clue who these Arctic Monkey cnuts are. I'm too busy going to watch bands who last released a record the year I was born...

So, give us the run down. Who, what, why? Who do they sound like, apart from George Fornby?

Posted: **03 Feb 2006, 12:16**

They do have one redeeming characteristic...

No other band's song would have sounded as funny when Choque started chanting it after the last chords of Burning From The Inside faded

Heartland

Arctic monkeys

Arctic monkeys