Stupid things you have done being tired

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Johnny M wrote:Kids Loreal peach and melon shampoo permitting of course. :innocent: :oops:

Allegedly. :von:
AHA! So it was you! ;D
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boudicca wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Kids Loreal peach and melon shampoo permitting of course. :innocent: :oops:

Allegedly. :von:
AHA! So it was you! ;D
Honey...that was an easy one...the other person in question has no hair for the Loreal treatment.... :lol:
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Zuma wrote:I do my best Lee.

Cat has been down with it too, must be serious as obviously when us blokes get it, it is not as serious.
that's because we're all hypochondriacs apparently :roll: -not to mention the fact that we couldn't cope with child-birth etc....which is handy then as we don't have to. :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: -not to mention the fact that we couldn't cope with child-birth etc....which is handy then as we don't have to. :lol:
*has mental image of Lee giving birth to Mini-Lee*

:eek: Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh! Damn this brain of mine! :lol:
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Stupid things you have done being tired : got out of bed, washed, dressed, had cuppa and two fags, got in car then went to work
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:notworthy: that man.
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In a similar vein, the number of times I've woken up previously at say 10am and thought "sh!t! sh!t! I've slept in and I'm late for work!" and gone into blind panic/headless chicken mode. :urff:

Only to realise 15mins later than it's the weekend and I don't work weekends. :roll:
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pikkrong wrote:I put my cigarettes to the fridge.
That only works if there's a magnet stuck to them. :wink:

Ooohhh! There's an idea...
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DerekR wrote:At 6:30 I'll just be getting to bed
Yep. Won't be happening again in a hurry. Had to open a bank account in Brid.
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Johnny M wrote:I don't work weekends.
You don't work at all these days do you? Scrounging bastard! My bloody taxes... :lol:
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Francis you're such a post-count whore! :lol: :P

That really was gratuitous!
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no it wasn't
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Looking for the toilet behind the curtains of the bedroom window in the Queens Hotel, I was really tired :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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room 235 at the Queens now smells of wee, man wee at that

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Or even Francis at the Ramada/Jarvis hotel prior to Tilburg walking out of his hotel room and the door slamming behind him. Cue Francis in jim jams creeping down the fire escape to find the night porter to let him back into his room. Allegedly. :innocent:

He was tired. :wink:
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boudicca wrote:Francis you're such a post-count whore! :lol: :P

That really was gratuitous!
:lol:

Couldn't be bothered with the faffing about involved in including 3 quotes in one post. I wouldn't want to get it wrong and embarrass myself in front of the Scotties. :innocent:
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Johnny M wrote:jim jams

:lol:

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Johnny M wrote:Cue Francis in jim jams creeping down the fire escape to find the night porter to let him back into his room.
Been half expecting to see the security video in my inbox and a blackmail letter in the post. :eek:
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Francis wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Cue Francis in jim jams creeping down the fire escape to find the night porter to let him back into his room.
Been half expecting to see the security video in my inbox and a blackmail letter in the post. :eek:
Sorry. Busy. Haven't got round to that yet. It's coming. :wink:
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Francis wrote:Had to open a bank account in Brid.
If that isn't a euphemism then it should be :lol:
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DerekR wrote:
Francis wrote:Had to open a bank account in Brid.
If that isn't a euphemism then it should be :lol:
I figured if there was a rush on the banks I could still get there from York in time to get my money out before the 'residents' have unplugged their mobility buggies. :lol:
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Francis wrote:

Couldn't be bothered with the faffing about involved in including 3 quotes in one post. I wouldn't want to get it wrong and embarrass myself in front of the Scotties. :innocent:
:lol: :lol: But can you put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it?
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I'll have Mint Extra
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missus scotty wrote:But can you put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it?
So that's what you were doing. I thought your pained expression was cos you were dying for a pee but couldn't face the Phono's toilets again.
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Francis wrote: the Phono's toilets
*flashback*

I wandered into the so-called "gents" by accident :urff: :eek: :oops: .
That should keep a shrink in couch-polish for the next 20 years...

The "ladies" weren't much better. Caught a bit of girl-on-girl action in there, if anyone's interested... :innocent: :eek:

(I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
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