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bring on wolves. we'll kick the sh*t out of them ;) :twisted: :von: :von:

well played lads :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: 8)
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Yeah, not bad that, QB, not bad at all.

However, you do wanna be careful in t'Premiership (assuming you get there). a) NEVER spend tons of money on s**t players from relegated teams. You know they'll be s**t. b) Keep an eye on the Burberry-Mongs who follow you around - they'll have to live or die by their reputation. and c) show respect at all times - one of my 'colleagues' arived at work the other month with a red and white striped shirt from the semi whose logo was 'There's only one United at Old Trafford'. That obviously won't do.

Seriously, good luck in t'final.

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thanks :)

a) indeed. we currently have a good mix of old stalwart players and youngsters brought through the ranks - i just hope they keep it that way ;)

b) too right. "the bbc" (as they are known) are a bit of a liability to say the least - burberry + rockport = not a good idea

c) ha! thats harsh.. bless :roll: :urff:

fingers crossed eh?
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:P I hope Sheffield united beat Wolves, as they deserve sommat from such a great season. And Neil Warnock looks like postman pat, so I want to see much more of him on the telly.
But the sad fact is, you've got literally no chance of staying in the premier league. none of your players are premiership quality (with the possible exception of Peter Ndlovu), and I doubt Warnock 'll have much money to spend.

Can you really imagine donkeys like Carl Asaba scoring in the premiership?

I just hope your more 'physical' players take their chance next season to give Ruud Van Nistlerooy a bloody good kicking. Cheating b**tard.
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