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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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It has recently come to my attention that I may now no longer be the 'elder statesman' on the Board. This pleases me greatly...it was a mantle I found heavy to wear and a tad irksome.

WHOO blimmin HOO
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A reference to moi perchance? Post your DOB in the public domain and I will reciprocate. You have a gentleman's word. :von:
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Hah hah - you're a bunch of old bastards. Haa hah.
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I'm the same age as my tongue but a little bit older than my teeth!

A gentleman's word? HHHmmmnnnn I 've fallen fer that one far too may times!!
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Debaser wrote:I'm the same age as my tongue but a little bit older than my teeth!

A gentleman's word? HHHmmmnnnn I 've fallen fer that one far too may times!!
aye... how many kid you got ness? :D :D :D

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Does it hurt a lot when you laugh honey???
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Debaser wrote:Does it hurt a lot when you laugh honey???
yup :urff:
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GOOD! :kiss: :kiss:
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Jim wrote:Hah hah - you're a bunch of old bastards. Haa hah.
Ah ...the memories, the experiences, that only come with age. I remember back to the 18th December 1978; The Clash at De Mountfort Hall, Leicester (I have the ticket stub to prove it). What were you doing? Apart from being born ... :eek:
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Debaser wrote:I'm the same age as my tongue but a little bit older than my teeth!

A gentleman's word? HHHmmmnnnn I 've fallen fer that one far too may times!!
2nd July 1962. Cigar? No cigar? :oops:
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You'd have been two school years above me
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Debaser wrote:You'd have been two school years above me
What's school? :?
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Jim wrote:
Hah hah - you're a bunch of old bastards. Haa hah.


Ah ...the memories, the experiences, that only come with age. I remember back to the 18th December 1978; The Clash at De Mountfort Hall, Leicester (I have the ticket stub to prove it). What were you doing? Apart from being born ...
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Debaser wrote:You'd have been two school years above me
What's school? :?
Bloody hell you're paniking! I was just using 'school' as a frame of reference.
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but then again...you may be paniking coz you've seen where I live...HA HA HA
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elguiri wrote:
Jim wrote:
Hah hah - you're a bunch of old bastards. Haa hah.


Ah ...the memories, the experiences, that only come with age. I remember back to the 18th December 1978; The Clash at De Mountfort Hall, Leicester (I have the ticket stub to prove it). What were you doing? Apart from being born ...
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Oh yes! It's great when the puppies say 'I've got this live tape' and 'I've got this live video' and you respond ...'I don't need the tape. I don't need the vid. I was there'.

Remember that kiddies as you watch your Wake video :wink:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Jim wrote:Hah hah - you're a bunch of old bastards. Haa hah.
Ah ...the memories, the experiences, that only come with age. I remember back to the 18th December 1978; The Clash at De Mountfort Hall, Leicester (I have the ticket stub to prove it). What were you doing? Apart from being born ... :eek:
You did your research. Good work my friend. :P
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Speaking of old feckers, how long do you all think the Sisters will be touring for?

do you think they'll end up the goth equivalent of the Stones, doing a farewell tour when Von is sixty?

Not that I'm saying Von is old yet... well, you know what I mean
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Black Shuk wrote:Speaking of old feckers, how long do you all think the Sisters will be touring for?

do you think they'll end up the goth equivalent of the Stones, doing a farewell tour when Von is sixty?

Not that I'm saying Von is old yet... well, you know what I mean
At ten packs of Marlboros a day, I doubt it ... :cry:
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umm being an old fecker has more to do with the general age of those aruond(or in this case in this thread),yes?so on that basis i doubt i would qualify for the "elderly bastard groovy",tshirt yet then.
but,in the current alt scene where i am at the mo,i'm an oldie/elder i suppose.
its something ive found quite odd.sort of like your age i guess,it sneaks up on you before you have chance to get used to it.
to me its been like finding myself in no mans land.of an age where i can look at the current "generation" and see myself several years ago and the things i got up to and how much ive grown and hopefully wouldnt find myself making the same mistakes as i did then.being and in some instances acting as the mother figure because of this wealth of experience.
but also finding in this area only a scattered few of the same or older age as myself(all of whom are men),but have yet to really experience any kind of real life responsibility.,or in other words 30year old boys.
my piers have it seems mostly grown up and left their alternative roots and integrated into the normal phil collins/drive time compilation cds lifestyle.
kind of sad really.
roll on whitby :D
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It's all got to scarily serious now.... :( Much prefer gentle ribbing about skin that has no right to wobble,droop, become bigger (with regards to the space between hair folicles, chaps)

Experience /scmerience...let the buggers make their own mistakes...it's what living's all about. If every one listened to good advice (from people who have lived through various experiences) then NOTHING new would ever happen. No new angst-ridden souls to become writers and lyricists.

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Anyway, I'm not old yet, just matured a little bit :P

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you mean someone's stuck copper wire through varios bits of you and you pong?

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No, hang on, THAT'S the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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