Last night Mr Karin was chatting to a woman from Beggars Banquet who used to work for Warner Brothers. She said she and some suits were having a meeting with Eldritch about the art work for an elpee (don't know which one) .
Nothing was good enough for Eldritch and he was behaving like the quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star. The meeting ran on and on the suits couldn't do a thing with him until the 18 year old trainee secretary, fed up at having to wait for her lunch, gave Eldritch a piece of her mind which included the question who the f**k do you thinkyou are ? The art work was decided on and the meeting wrapped up.
The moral is for all those people gagging for a new elpee, don't rely on the suits to co-erce Eldritch into coming to some agreement, sent your little sister to bawl him out instead.
Another Dodgy Eldritch Anecdote
"Hey, old man, give me a record! What's that - something Jurassic - yuck! I don't want it. Now give me a new record! Right now."MrChris wrote:My little sister has a very high pitched squawk. Does anyone have Mr Eldritch's address?
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pikkrong wrote:"Hey, old man, give me a record! What's that - something Jurassic - yuck! I don't want it. Now give me a new record! Right now."MrChris wrote:My little sister has a very high pitched squawk. Does anyone have Mr Eldritch's address?
How sad this is the only way we all know to urge him to make a new record.....
Huiio saared igh kaan boost?
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whats hardest won(or in this case longest awaited for),will be prized highest.
if/when something is released under TSOM banner,you know its going to be pre ordered to the max.
i do believe Mr E,loves to keep his audience waiting,and wanting whilst he toys with their affections and strains the depths of their loyalties.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
if/when something is released under TSOM banner,you know its going to be pre ordered to the max.
i do believe Mr E,loves to keep his audience waiting,and wanting whilst he toys with their affections and strains the depths of their loyalties.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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You'd be disappointed by anything less than the "quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star" approach.karin wrote:Last night Mr Karin was chatting to a woman from Beggars Banquet who used to work for Warner Brothers. She said she and some suits were having a meeting with Eldritch about the art work for an elpee (don't know which one) .
Nothing was good enough for Eldritch and he was behaving like the quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star. The meeting ran on and on the suits couldn't do a thing with him until the 18 year old trainee secretary, fed up at having to wait for her lunch, gave Eldritch a piece of her mind which included the question who the f**k do you thinkyou are ? The art work was decided on and the meeting wrapped up.
The moral is for all those people gagging for a new elpee, don't rely on the suits to co-erce Eldritch into coming to some agreement, sent your little sister to bawl him out instead.
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[quote="Chairman Bux"
You'd be disappointed by anything less than the "quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star" approach. [/quote]
Actually I'd be bitterly disappointed if I got my allotted 5 minutes with Eldritch ( or half hour if we were shagging ) and it was wasted with a stoned and up his own arse attitude.... so that's as much as you know.
Furthermore I wasn't there for the actual telling of said anecdote but when it was imparted to me over the cornflakes next day I did stick up for Eldritch informing Mr. K that Eldritch had a phase of taking coke some years ago and by his own admission it turned him into a complete w***er.
You'd be disappointed by anything less than the "quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star" approach. [/quote]
Actually I'd be bitterly disappointed if I got my allotted 5 minutes with Eldritch ( or half hour if we were shagging ) and it was wasted with a stoned and up his own arse attitude.... so that's as much as you know.
Furthermore I wasn't there for the actual telling of said anecdote but when it was imparted to me over the cornflakes next day I did stick up for Eldritch informing Mr. K that Eldritch had a phase of taking coke some years ago and by his own admission it turned him into a complete w***er.
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Makes sense..... coke sometimes turns you into an arrogant , megalomaniac asshole............. well... if you are one of those to begin with.... go figure..
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COKE
Does anyone have something against it'?
Does anyone have something against it'?
I prefer DIET Coke meself - Only half the active ingredients of "The Real Thing"jenzi-benzi wrote:COKE
Does anyone have something against it'?
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TrueDrsisters wrote:Alcohol and mirror powder makes one go insane after a few days party, believe me
Oh how very droll you all are with your discussions of the relative merits of the various carbonated, teeth rotting confections on the market.
but I'm reminded of a very funny poem almost all of which I've forgotten and the name of the woman who wrote it escapes me too
It's called 'My Night with a Rock Star' -
'We went to movies , it was 'Ghostbusters' all night. He leant over to utter those three magic words "Pass the wine.."
'He kept disappearing to the toilet with the beginnings of a cold. Did he offer me any... NO ! '
Zwei bier bitte.....