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czuczu
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07 Sep 2007, 11:15
Pavarotti arrives at the Pearly Gates and is greeted by St. Peter.
“Come with me� says the saint and guides the great singer through the golden archways and up to the throne of God and the deity himself and says:
“Here’s that tenor I owe you�
czuczu
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07 Sep 2007, 11:19
Following his death the remaining tenors will be known as 'A Score'...
(I'll stop now)
Izzy HaveMercy
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07 Sep 2007, 11:24
What do you get when you throw Pavarotti down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
Slightly altered for the occasion
IZ.
czuczu
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07 Sep 2007, 11:27
They've had to order an Extra Large Hearse for Pavarotti's funeral...
...it's a Nissan Dorma
(sorry!)
6FeetOver
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07 Sep 2007, 17:38
Undertaker 1 says to undertaker 2:
Why are you stuffing Pavarotti's dead body in the fuel filler?
Undertaker 2: You said to stick a tenner in the tank!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits cloak time!
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