“Come with me� says the saint and guides the great singer through the golden archways and up to the throne of God and the deity himself and says:
“Here’s that tenor I owe you�
Fri, 8th Sept
Pavarotti arrives at the Pearly Gates and is greeted by St. Peter.
“Come with me� says the saint and guides the great singer through the golden archways and up to the throne of God and the deity himself and says:
“Here’s that tenor I owe you�
“Come with me� says the saint and guides the great singer through the golden archways and up to the throne of God and the deity himself and says:
“Here’s that tenor I owe you�
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Izzy HaveMercy
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What do you get when you throw Pavarotti down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
Slightly altered for the occasion
IZ.
A flat minor.
Slightly altered for the occasion
IZ.
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czuczu wrote:Pavarotti arrives at the Pearly Gates and is greeted by St. Peter.
“Come with me� says the saint and guides the great singer through the golden archways and up to the throne of God and the deity himself and says:
“Here’s that tenor I owe you�
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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Undertaker 1 says to undertaker 2:
Why are you stuffing Pavarotti's dead body in the fuel filler?
Undertaker 2: You said to stick a tenner in the tank!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits cloak time!
Why are you stuffing Pavarotti's dead body in the fuel filler?
Undertaker 2: You said to stick a tenner in the tank!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits cloak time!
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