probably only works for the UK http://places.jump-around.com/closest/
G73 turns up some crackers
Find a rude place name near you
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James Blast wrote:probably only works for the UK http://places.jump-around.com/closest/
G73 turns up some crackers
Bell End is only 22 miles from me. Sounds worth a visit.
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As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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Herbert's Hole
Pishill
Tyttenhanger
Cock Pond
Nork
Mincing Lane
Golden Balls
Bonar Road
Claggy Cott
Crotch Crescent
Not sure which one appeals to my schoolboy sense of humour most
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James how old are you???
Ya Big Tit !!!
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- Carpathian Psychonaut
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Spital Tongues
4.1 miles
Hairy Side
18.6 miles
Fanny Barks
28.4 miles
Slag Hill
29.5 miles
s**t Crags
30.7 miles
Cock Bush Hall Farm
39.9 miles
Faggot
40.0 miles
Lady's Hole
41.5 miles
Cock Play
43.7 miles
Crackpot
45.5 miles
4.1 miles
Hairy Side
18.6 miles
Fanny Barks
28.4 miles
Slag Hill
29.5 miles
s**t Crags
30.7 miles
Cock Bush Hall Farm
39.9 miles
Faggot
40.0 miles
Lady's Hole
41.5 miles
Cock Play
43.7 miles
Crackpot
45.5 miles
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You’ll Disappear Before The Next Star Rises
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- EvilBastard
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If only I'd had t'internets when I lived in Leeds 6...
Beaver Dyke
12.5 miles
Fartown
13.0 miles
Dicken-Dyke
15.0 miles
Shafton Two Gates
16.7 miles
Upperthong
18.6 miles
Penistone
19.7 miles
Pisser Clough
20.9 miles
Dick Slack
21.3 miles
Hole Bottom
21.5 miles
Lady Padraig - I'm about 12, if that helps
Beaver Dyke
12.5 miles
Fartown
13.0 miles
Dicken-Dyke
15.0 miles
Shafton Two Gates
16.7 miles
Upperthong
18.6 miles
Penistone
19.7 miles
Pisser Clough
20.9 miles
Dick Slack
21.3 miles
Hole Bottom
21.5 miles
Lady Padraig - I'm about 12, if that helps
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That Penistone thing... Are you sure those 19.7 are miles? Or centimeters?
- Planet Dave
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Camp Town (map)
1.3 miles
Beaver Dyke (map)
11.5 miles
Dicken-Dyke (map)
13.9 miles
Fartown (map)
16.8 miles
Shafton Two Gates (map)
18.0 miles
Upperthong (map)
22.2 miles
Penistone (map)
22.6 miles
Pisser Clough (map)
24.1 miles
Hole Bottom (map)
25.1 miles
Dick Slack (map)
25.2 miles
Hmm, only mild amusement to be derived from that lot.
Wish I lived near Cock Bush Hall Farm, that place sounds like a riot.
1.3 miles
Beaver Dyke (map)
11.5 miles
Dicken-Dyke (map)
13.9 miles
Fartown (map)
16.8 miles
Shafton Two Gates (map)
18.0 miles
Upperthong (map)
22.2 miles
Penistone (map)
22.6 miles
Pisser Clough (map)
24.1 miles
Hole Bottom (map)
25.1 miles
Dick Slack (map)
25.2 miles
Hmm, only mild amusement to be derived from that lot.
Wish I lived near Cock Bush Hall Farm, that place sounds like a riot.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
- bushman*pm
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- Location: THE BLACK HOLE OF LONDON
Bonar Road (map)
4.6 miles
Mincing Lane (map)
5.3 miles
Cock Pond (map)
7.7 miles
Pratt's Bottom (map)
10.3 miles
Titsey Park (map)
14.5 miles
White Knobs Way (map)
15.1 miles
Nork (map)
15.8 miles
Thong (map)
16.8 miles
Tyttenhanger (map)
22.2 miles
Minges (map)
23.9 miles
And I thought thatwas funny till I tried G73!
I knew of Pratts Bottom but the rest?!?!?!
4.6 miles
Mincing Lane (map)
5.3 miles
Cock Pond (map)
7.7 miles
Pratt's Bottom (map)
10.3 miles
Titsey Park (map)
14.5 miles
White Knobs Way (map)
15.1 miles
Nork (map)
15.8 miles
Thong (map)
16.8 miles
Tyttenhanger (map)
22.2 miles
Minges (map)
23.9 miles
And I thought thatwas funny till I tried G73!
I knew of Pratts Bottom but the rest?!?!?!
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- markfiend
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I get the same set as Dave and Evil (with slightly different distances) funnily enough.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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- James Blast
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that's good enough for me Michael
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
- Brideoffrankenstein
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Smoker's Hole (map)
7.6 miles
Feltwell (map)
43.2 miles
Salters Lode (map)
44.5 miles
Cocks Green (map)
55.3 miles
Poke Holes (map)
62.9 miles
Six Mile Bottom (map) already knew this one!
64.4 miles
Fanny Hands Lane (map)
66.1 miles
Butt Mound (map)
68.5 miles
Fishpits (map)
70.5 miles
Rimswell (map)
74.8 miles
7.6 miles
Feltwell (map)
43.2 miles
Salters Lode (map)
44.5 miles
Cocks Green (map)
55.3 miles
Poke Holes (map)
62.9 miles
Six Mile Bottom (map) already knew this one!
64.4 miles
Fanny Hands Lane (map)
66.1 miles
Butt Mound (map)
68.5 miles
Fishpits (map)
70.5 miles
Rimswell (map)
74.8 miles
- Planet Dave
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote: Fanny Hands Lane (map)
66.1 miles
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
Hard Crag (map)
11.7 miles
Breasty Haw (map)
13.4 miles
Randy Pike (map)
14.7 miles
Gaping Gill (map)
15.3 miles
Cocklick End (map)
20.8 miles
Tongue Head (map)
23.5 miles
Crackpot (map)
26.8 miles
Clitheroe (map)
30.5 miles
Big End (map)
31.9 miles
Buttock (map)
32.7 miles
11.7 miles
Breasty Haw (map)
13.4 miles
Randy Pike (map)
14.7 miles
Gaping Gill (map)
15.3 miles
Cocklick End (map)
20.8 miles
Tongue Head (map)
23.5 miles
Crackpot (map)
26.8 miles
Clitheroe (map)
30.5 miles
Big End (map)
31.9 miles
Buttock (map)
32.7 miles
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I wouldn't be so sure Dave
BTW I used to go out with Gaping Gill
BTW I used to go out with Gaping Gill
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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mh wrote:And lest we forget...
And how could we forget Stillorgan and Ringsend.
- Planet Dave
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But you're right, sneaking up on the blindside is the quite delicious (erm, er, wrong word ) Cocklick EndJames Blast wrote:I wouldn't be so sure Dave
BTW I used to go out with Gaping Gill
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
Hi just found this, I put in my Glencoe postcode its much better than my Edinburgh one.
Buttock Point (map)
51.8 miles
Fanny Hill (map)
64.9 miles
Fanny Burn (map)
65.2 miles
Cock of Arran (map)
66.2 miles
Spunkie (map)
67.7 miles
Nest of Fannich (map)
70.0 miles
Thundergay (map)
70.4 miles
Turdees (map)
73.6 miles
Assloss (map)
76.2 miles
Hoe Rape (map)
78.9 miles
Buttock Point (map)
51.8 miles
Fanny Hill (map)
64.9 miles
Fanny Burn (map)
65.2 miles
Cock of Arran (map)
66.2 miles
Spunkie (map)
67.7 miles
Nest of Fannich (map)
70.0 miles
Thundergay (map)
70.4 miles
Turdees (map)
73.6 miles
Assloss (map)
76.2 miles
Hoe Rape (map)
78.9 miles
the world is made of treacle and I can't find my sponge!
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Nob End (map)
12.3 miles
Ramsbottom (map)
13.1 miles
Menlove Gardens (map)
19.1 miles
Clitheroe (map)
20.6 miles
Buttock (map)
22.1 miles
Big End (map)
22.5 miles
Hole Bottom (map)
24.4 miles
Dick Slack (map)
26.1 miles
Pisser Clough (map)
26.1 miles
Cocklick End (map)
29.5 miles
12.3 miles
Ramsbottom (map)
13.1 miles
Menlove Gardens (map)
19.1 miles
Clitheroe (map)
20.6 miles
Buttock (map)
22.1 miles
Big End (map)
22.5 miles
Hole Bottom (map)
24.4 miles
Dick Slack (map)
26.1 miles
Pisser Clough (map)
26.1 miles
Cocklick End (map)
29.5 miles
I met a devil woman, she took my heart away
- wild bill buttock
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Hardon Road (map)
3.8 miles
Dogpool Lane (map) (This thanks to someone with some green paint is now Dogpoo lane)
9.7 miles
Bell End (map)
11.8 miles
Grimpits Lane (map)
12.4 miles
Pestilence Lane (map)
14.0 miles
Lickey End (map)
14.3 miles
Foul End (map)
16.0 miles
Feckenham (map)
21.5 miles
Piddle Brook (map)
29.4 miles
Wyre Piddle (map)
30.0 miles
They omit;
Acocks Green(where you'll find a Shaftmoor Lane)
Haseley Knob
Hampton in Arden
Hampton Lucy
There is also a MOUNT VIEW which some one has altered by removing the M and part of the O is now C*NT VIEW
3.8 miles
Dogpool Lane (map) (This thanks to someone with some green paint is now Dogpoo lane)
9.7 miles
Bell End (map)
11.8 miles
Grimpits Lane (map)
12.4 miles
Pestilence Lane (map)
14.0 miles
Lickey End (map)
14.3 miles
Foul End (map)
16.0 miles
Feckenham (map)
21.5 miles
Piddle Brook (map)
29.4 miles
Wyre Piddle (map)
30.0 miles
They omit;
Acocks Green(where you'll find a Shaftmoor Lane)
Haseley Knob
Hampton in Arden
Hampton Lucy
There is also a MOUNT VIEW which some one has altered by removing the M and part of the O is now C*NT VIEW
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
- James Blast
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Outstanding work Bill, I knew you'd come good for me!
my work address:
Turdees 4.6 miles
Dickland 12.4 miles
Fatlips Castle 19.3 miles
Spunkie 20.4 miles
Assloss 22.5 miles
Dykes Road 29.4 miles
Bitch Craig 33.2 miles
Fanny Burn 33.8 miles
Bottom Burn 33.8 miles
Fanny Hill 33.9 miles
how it missed Wildmans Bridge, Gowkthrapple, Bonkle and Headless Cross is beyond me
my work address:
Turdees 4.6 miles
Dickland 12.4 miles
Fatlips Castle 19.3 miles
Spunkie 20.4 miles
Assloss 22.5 miles
Dykes Road 29.4 miles
Bitch Craig 33.2 miles
Fanny Burn 33.8 miles
Bottom Burn 33.8 miles
Fanny Hill 33.9 miles
how it missed Wildmans Bridge, Gowkthrapple, Bonkle and Headless Cross is beyond me
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele