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James Blast
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probably only works for the UK http://places.jump-around.com/closest/

G73 turns up some crackers :lol:
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Silver_Owl
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James Blast wrote:probably only works for the UK http://places.jump-around.com/closest/

G73 turns up some crackers :lol:
:lol:

Bell End is only 22 miles from me. Sounds worth a visit. :lol:
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Herbert's Hole
Pishill
Tyttenhanger
Cock Pond
Nork
Mincing Lane
Golden Balls
Bonar Road
Claggy Cott
Crotch Crescent
:notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol:
Not sure which one appeals to my schoolboy sense of humour most :wink:
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Lady Padraig
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James how old are you???











Ya Big Tit !!! :lol:
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Location: Faaaar beyond the black horizon (Gateshead)

Spital Tongues
4.1 miles

Hairy Side
18.6 miles

Fanny Barks
28.4 miles

Slag Hill
29.5 miles

s**t Crags
30.7 miles

Cock Bush Hall Farm
39.9 miles

Faggot
40.0 miles

Lady's Hole
41.5 miles

Cock Play
43.7 miles

Crackpot
45.5 miles

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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If only I'd had t'internets when I lived in Leeds 6...

Beaver Dyke
12.5 miles

Fartown
13.0 miles

Dicken-Dyke
15.0 miles

Shafton Two Gates
16.7 miles

Upperthong
18.6 miles

Penistone
19.7 miles

Pisser Clough
20.9 miles

Dick Slack
21.3 miles

Hole Bottom
21.5 miles

Lady Padraig - I'm about 12, if that helps :lol:
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Ozpat
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Search in progress....How unexpected... :lol:
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Mercyful_Sister
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That Penistone thing... Are you sure those 19.7 are miles? Or centimeters? :lol:
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Planet Dave
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Camp Town (map)
1.3 miles

Beaver Dyke (map)
11.5 miles

Dicken-Dyke (map)
13.9 miles

Fartown (map)
16.8 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
18.0 miles

Upperthong (map)
22.2 miles

Penistone (map)
22.6 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
24.1 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
25.1 miles

Dick Slack (map)
25.2 miles

Hmm, only mild amusement to be derived from that lot.

Wish I lived near Cock Bush Hall Farm, that place sounds like a riot.
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Location: THE BLACK HOLE OF LONDON

Bonar Road (map)
4.6 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
5.3 miles

Cock Pond (map)
7.7 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map)
10.3 miles

Titsey Park (map)
14.5 miles

White Knobs Way (map)
15.1 miles

Nork (map)
15.8 miles

Thong (map)
16.8 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
22.2 miles

Minges (map)
23.9 miles


And I thought thatwas funny till I tried G73! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I knew of Pratts Bottom but the rest?!?!?!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I get the same set as Dave and Evil (with slightly different distances) funnily enough.
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Doesn't work for me, but we have a Muff, Effin, Nobber, and a few others.
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that's good enough for me Michael :lol:
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Smoker's Hole (map)
7.6 miles

Feltwell (map)
43.2 miles

Salters Lode (map)
44.5 miles

Cocks Green (map)
55.3 miles

Poke Holes (map)
62.9 miles

Six Mile Bottom (map) already knew this one!
64.4 miles

Fanny Hands Lane (map) :lol: :lol: :lol:
66.1 miles

Butt Mound (map)
68.5 miles

Fishpits (map)
70.5 miles

Rimswell (map)
74.8 miles

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Planet Dave
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote: Fanny Hands Lane (map) :lol: :lol: :lol:
66.1 miles
:lol:

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner. :notworthy:
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Hard Crag (map)
11.7 miles

Breasty Haw (map)
13.4 miles

Randy Pike (map)
14.7 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
15.3 miles

Cocklick End (map)
20.8 miles

Tongue Head (map)
23.5 miles

Crackpot (map)
26.8 miles

Clitheroe (map)
30.5 miles

Big End (map)
31.9 miles

Buttock (map)
32.7 miles

:lol:
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James Blast
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I wouldn't be so sure Dave :lol:

BTW I used to go out with Gaping Gill :innocent:
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And how could we forget Stillorgan and Ringsend.
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Ozpat
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Belgium....10 miles.... :twisted: :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:I wouldn't be so sure Dave :lol:

BTW I used to go out with Gaping Gill :innocent:
:lol: But you're right, sneaking up on the blindside is the quite delicious (erm, er, wrong word :innocent: ;D ) Cocklick End :eek: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Hi just found this, I put in my Glencoe postcode its much better than my Edinburgh one.

Buttock Point (map)
51.8 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
64.9 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
65.2 miles

Cock of Arran (map)
66.2 miles

Spunkie (map)
67.7 miles

Nest of Fannich (map)
70.0 miles

Thundergay (map)
70.4 miles

Turdees (map)
73.6 miles

Assloss (map)
76.2 miles

Hoe Rape (map)
78.9 miles
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Nob End (map)
12.3 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
13.1 miles

Menlove Gardens (map)
19.1 miles

Clitheroe (map)
20.6 miles

Buttock (map)
22.1 miles

Big End (map)
22.5 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
24.4 miles

Dick Slack (map)
26.1 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
26.1 miles

Cocklick End (map)
29.5 miles
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Location: West Midlands,England

Hardon Road (map)
3.8 miles

Dogpool Lane (map) (This thanks to someone with some green paint is now Dogpoo lane)
9.7 miles

Bell End (map)
11.8 miles

Grimpits Lane (map)
12.4 miles

Pestilence Lane (map)
14.0 miles

Lickey End (map)
14.3 miles

Foul End (map)
16.0 miles

Feckenham (map)
21.5 miles

Piddle Brook (map)
29.4 miles

Wyre Piddle (map)
30.0 miles


They omit;
Acocks Green(where you'll find a Shaftmoor Lane)
Haseley Knob
Hampton in Arden
Hampton Lucy

There is also a MOUNT VIEW which some one has altered by removing the M and part of the O is now C*NT VIEW
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James Blast
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Outstanding work Bill, I knew you'd come good for me! :D

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Turdees 4.6 miles

Dickland 12.4 miles

Fatlips Castle 19.3 miles

Spunkie 20.4 miles

Assloss 22.5 miles

Dykes Road 29.4 miles

Bitch Craig 33.2 miles

Fanny Burn 33.8 miles

Bottom Burn 33.8 miles

Fanny Hill 33.9 miles

how it missed Wildmans Bridge, Gowkthrapple, Bonkle and Headless Cross is beyond me :|
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