15/5/2009

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Who is the least opaque robot in the universe?
























See Thru P O

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Dear oh dear! This one's better:

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?





























A carrot :lol:
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?


















DUNG! :lol:
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Bad jokes ahoy.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my...

... other handle?...

... Oh sh!t I'm a sugarbowl!
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How do you know you have an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.

How do you know you have two elephants in your fridge?
Two sets of footprints in the butter.

How do you know you have three elephants in your fridge?
Three sets of footprints in the butter.

How do you know you have four elephants in your fridge?
You can't fit any more elephants in!
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mh wrote:
How do you know you have four elephants in your fridge?
You can't fit any more elephants in!
There's a mini parked outside :lol:

What's black and white and eats like a horse?







a zebra
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What's blue & smells like red paint?




Blue paint.
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Q. What's yellow and dangerous?
A. Shark-infested custard

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A1. A newspaper
A2. A sunburned zebra

Q. Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
A. The white ones get dirty too fast
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EvilBastard wrote:Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A1. A newspaper
A2. A sunburned zebra
A3. A stabbed nun
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Pista wrote:What's blue & smells like red paint?




Blue paint.
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Why do all Communists drink herbal infusions

because all proper tea is theft
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What's green and smells of pork?

Kermit's fingers
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markfiend wrote:What's green and smells of pork?

Kermit's fingers
Here in the US, we say '...like bacon'. :wink:
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7anthea7 wrote:
markfiend wrote:What's green and smells of pork?

Kermit's fingers
Here in the US, we say '...like bacon'. :wink:
You say tomato, I say tomato. :lol:
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