And now, the seemingly unending list of lightbulb jokes:
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - What's a lightbulb?
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Three, oneto change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, but one has to light the candle.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they just embrace the darkness.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two, one to replace the UV tube, and one to put a Waynes Husseys Album on.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - They have candles.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, the lights wouldn't be one anyway.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two. One to change it for a purple bulb and one to plug the smoke machine in.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Dunno, but I see them all practicing at Slimelight, while dancing to the Nephs. The raise their arms in a stretching way towards the ceiling, twisting their wrists and returning their arm to their mid-rift, while walking backwards and swaying in the murky darkness.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two. One to change the bulb, and another to curse the first for putting a glare on the terminal screen while the second was reading alt.gothic.
Q - How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A - Two. (or more depending on your preference) I don't know how they fit in there, though!
Q - How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A - None, they prefer their bulbs dead.
I found out there more, but some were not fitted in here
17/11/2010 - Goth Lightlub Jokes
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to complain about how much better the bulb was in 1983.
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to complain about how much better the bulb was in 1983.
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Q. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one, but there hasn't been a new lightbulb since 1990...
A. Just one, but there hasn't been a new lightbulb since 1990...
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
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And while we're on the topic:EvilBastard wrote:Q. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one, but there hasn't been a new lightbulb since 1990...
Q. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one, but he wants 3 million quid to do it.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.