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EmmaPeelWannaBe
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My life is one long week of stupid clothing benders.
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EvilBastard
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Because no goff's bedside table is complete without Blood Lube.
Yeah, I cannot possible see how this could go horribly, dreadfully, awfully, catastrophically wrong...
Yeah, I cannot possible see how this could go horribly, dreadfully, awfully, catastrophically wrong...
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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Alex66
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WTF words are failing me.EvilBastard wrote:Because no goff's bedside table is complete without Blood Lube.
Yeah, I cannot possible see how this could go horribly, dreadfully, awfully, catastrophically wrong...
The illiterate of the future will not be the man who cannot read the alphabet, but the one who cannot take a photograph. - Walter Benjamin
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One of my favourite Sisters songs just took on a whole new meaningiesus wrote:VirginWife.vs."Anaconda"
. It's probably best if I don't start a thread about it in the Lyrics forum though.
You know those stupid snapchat filters? Yeah, well it turns out the NUS will accept them for your ID cards.
When will we learn to not let well-meaning amateurs fix Jesus' face?
Evidently bored of creating electoral polls, YouGov turns its attention to the correct pronunciation of "scone"
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Being645
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...Pista wrote:Evidently bored of creating electoral polls, YouGov turns its attention to the correct pronunciation of "scone"
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Halloween ruined for Leeds kids as parents keep them at home in fear: clicky
The lead photo in that article was taken less than 50 metres from the end of my street.
There were easily more than 100 of the ****s, some without helmets, many without lights, racing around residential streets, not just up and down the main road. The police seemed to do f*ck-all, the riders were out for close to five hours by the time it all fizzled out.
And contrary to the Metro's article, we're hearing locally that at least two children have been hospitalised after collisions with some of these knobheads.
The lead photo in that article was taken less than 50 metres from the end of my street.
There were easily more than 100 of the ****s, some without helmets, many without lights, racing around residential streets, not just up and down the main road. The police seemed to do f*ck-all, the riders were out for close to five hours by the time it all fizzled out.
And contrary to the Metro's article, we're hearing locally that at least two children have been hospitalised after collisions with some of these knobheads.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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EvilBastard
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We get those tw@s around here in the summer too - quads and dirtbikes mostly, illegal on public roads, unlicensed, uninsured, running red lights (which is great when you're on a bicycle and going through the green light), up on the pavement - the city has had a couple of high-profile exhibitions of seized bikes getting crushed by trucks, but the cops won't chase these arseholes because of the risks. These scrotes whine that "there's no where round here to ride, if the city would provide space then we wouldn't have to ride on the roads" - but the city doesn't provide space to shoot up heroin either, so not really convinced of the logic of this.
Only answer I can come up with is open season on these fuckers - you see one, you can take a baseball bat, tire iron, or fully-automatic weapon to the bastard with impunity.
Only answer I can come up with is open season on these fuckers - you see one, you can take a baseball bat, tire iron, or fully-automatic weapon to the bastard with impunity.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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That reminds me. They do in GlasgowEvilBastard wrote: but the city doesn't provide space to shoot up heroin either, ...
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sultan2075
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That's a regular problem here in DC too. People get hurt. City does very little.markfiend wrote:Halloween ruined for Leeds kids as parents keep them at home in fear: clicky
The lead photo in that article was taken less than 50 metres from the end of my street.
There were easily more than 100 of the ****s, some without helmets, many without lights, racing around residential streets, not just up and down the main road. The police seemed to do f*ck-all, the riders were out for close to five hours by the time it all fizzled out.
And contrary to the Metro's article, we're hearing locally that at least two children have been hospitalised after collisions with some of these knobheads.
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The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside.
The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside.
What's that Mr Rosindell? You want us to start playing God Save The Queen to close our broadcasts? Okay then.
& the winner of the 2016 grave digging competition is....... wait! What?
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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Being645
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Yeah, in the name of dialogue and development, countries can sign and ratify human rights treaties like CEDAW with reservations ...
thus still becoming a state party to the according treaty. Let's hope they learn something from it ...
..."No. I did not marry a snake." Says man who...well didn't marry a snake
From today's "things that Alanis Morissette missed" archive :- Squirrels
Canadian police to use the ultimate deterrent in the battle against drunk drivers
Goat head butts pensioner. Then things get weird
I see you have constructed a new boomerang. Your skills are almost complete....mate
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markfiend
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Pista wrote:I see you have constructed a new boomerang. Your skills are almost complete....mate
his girlfriend
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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sultan2075
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Well, this can't be good.
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The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside.
The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside.
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markfiend
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No. Double-plus ungood.sultan2075 wrote:Well, this can't be good.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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Being645
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Looks like Classic Rock has reached an end ... 
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