The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

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That's what they want you to think ;)
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Pista wrote:That's what they want you to think ;)
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So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
Yes. And yes, unless you can come up with a biccie that has been so naughty in a former life that the only appropriate punishment is being dunked in snakebite n'black. Not even Nice biscuits and Lidl Custard Creams deserve that sort of abuse.
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
Yes. And yes, unless you can come up with a biccie that has been so naughty in a former life that the only appropriate punishment is being dunked in snakebite n'black. Not even Nice biscuits and Lidl Custard Creams deserve that sort of abuse.
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Ugh :urff:

Biscuits should be jam-free zones
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What about party rings, not had them in years, they were a strange combo i seem to recall !
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no. they are not biscuits. they are punishments.

if we're restricted to tea, it can have whisky or brandy added, don't forget. all is not lost.

my nan was good at both of those.
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emilystrange wrote:no. they are not biscuits. they are punishments.

if we're restricted to tea, it can have whisky or brandy added, don't forget. all is not lost.

my nan was good at both of those.
I like the sound of your Nan. My grandfather put whisky on his porridge, making it nearly eatable.
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because i have no desire to read 11 pages of this undoubtedly ridiculous thread, but also so that i dont feei left out, i just want to say "fuck your biscuit thread and the horse it rode in on!" :P
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try putting butter in your porridge. totally brilliant.

the very last time i saw my nan was a Christmas Day. i gave her a bottle of brandy. we arrived at the home in time for morning tea/coffee. she opened that bottle and slugged it in her drink quicker than you or i can down a shot. it was brimful - heaven knows how she got it to her mouth without spilling it at the age of 88. practice, i suppose!
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emilystrange wrote:try putting butter in your porridge. totally brilliant.

the very last time i saw my nan was a Christmas Day. i gave her a bottle of brandy. we arrived at the home in time for morning tea/coffee. she opened that bottle and slugged it in her drink quicker than you or i can down a shot. it was brimful - heaven knows how she got it to her mouth without spilling it at the age of 88. practice, i suppose!
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emilystrange wrote:try putting butter in your porridge. totally brilliant.

the very last time i saw my nan was a Christmas Day. i gave her a bottle of brandy. we arrived at the home in time for morning tea/coffee. she opened that bottle and slugged it in her drink quicker than you or i can down a shot. it was brimful - heaven knows how she got it to her mouth without spilling it at the age of 88. practice, i suppose!
Your Nan sounds ace :notworthy:

Confession time - I don't dunk and I rarely eat biscuits

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emilystrange wrote:try putting butter in your porridge. totally brilliant.

the very last time i saw my nan was a Christmas Day. i gave her a bottle of brandy. we arrived at the home in time for morning tea/coffee. she opened that bottle and slugged it in her drink quicker than you or i can down a shot. it was brimful - heaven knows how she got it to her mouth without spilling it at the age of 88. practice, i suppose!
Your Nan sounds ace :notworthy:

Confession time - I don't dunk and I rarely eat biscuits

Is this the end of a beautiful friendship EPW & Micro' :?:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:because i have no desire to read 11 pages of this undoubtedly ridiculous thread, but also so that i dont feei left out, i just want to say "fuck your biscuit thread and the horse it rode in on!" :P
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Crisps>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Biscuits
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SmileySister wrote:
Confession time - I don't dunk and I rarely eat biscuits

Is this the end of a beautiful friendship EPW & Micro' :?:

Not a problem, you can start the Cake thread :lol:
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Pista wrote:
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Pista wrote: That's what they want you to think ;)
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Where is that? A car park at a Falklands branch of Tesco?
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Pista wrote:Where is that? A car park at a Falklands branch of Tesco?
It's a sign for the treasure hunt that will form part of the "team building" activities at the inaugural MyHeartland Biscuit, Teacake, and Hot Beverage conference. Have you not received your invitation?
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Pista wrote:Where is that? A car park at a Falklands branch of Tesco?
It's a sign for the treasure hunt that will form part of the "team building" activities at the inaugural MyHeartland Biscuit, Teacake, and Hot Beverage conference. Have you not received your invitation?
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
Clubs are available in green, and fit very well inside a Moscow Mule (sans wrapping)
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
Clubs are available in green, and fit very well inside a Moscow Mule (sans wrapping)
Do they still do the mint clubs?
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Lol Mint Club is a nightclub in Leeds btw.

Yeah, they still sell mint club biscuits too, usually swerved for the orange ones instead.
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Mint biscuits? Do you all have Girl Scouts and/or their cookies?

I bought a bunch of thin mint Girl Scout cookies to support them and because conservatives were calling for a Girld Scout Cookie boycott. I will bring a sleeve to the roundhouse in September.
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