Happy birthday fiendy

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Have a stellar day Mark.
With jelly & ice cream & all the party games.
& a mahoosive cake to boot :D
Cheers.
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Happy birthday Mark!
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Have a smashin' birthday! 🎂
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Give it loads kid.
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Happy birthday !
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Happy Birthday Mark, have a top top day Sir :notworthy:
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Congrats and best wishes for a perfect day and a lovely year to come ... :D :D :D ...
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Happy B-Day :D :D :bat:
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A Fabulous Happy Birthday to you!

:D :D
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Happy Birthday :D
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happy birthday, lovey!
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Happy Birthday Mark - hope it was a good one :)
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Hope there is loads of cake!
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Thank you all so much. There was indeed cake. And wine. And cocktails. And some bugger stole an hour.
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Happy burfday for yesterday!
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many happy (day after) returns :D
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I'm in good company with my belated felicitations!

Many happy returns of the yesterday.
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It's already returning! Thanks again everyone :kiss:
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Happy Belated's from WhizzWorld Brother Mark! & many more returns to come (also Happy and no doubt also late :innocent: ) :kiss:
of course the worst thing about forgetting your birthday is that means i also missed Gaga's....again! that's me shackled up as her sex slave for the next 6 months then :lol:
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Ooh I didn't know I shared a birthday with the divine Gaga. Thanks Lee :kiss:
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markfiend wrote: ↑30 Mar 2021, 09:12 Ooh I didn't know I shared a birthday with the divine Gaga. Thanks Lee :kiss:
you should do, i've made the same joke 3 years on the trot! *

*all facts correct at time of posting unless bent** for comedic purposes


**made up.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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I can barely remember what happened last week, never mind last year :lol:
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Happy belated b-day Fiendy.
Hope this lockdown bollocks didn't make it too much of a damp squib. :)
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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Thanks again. Second lockdown birthday on the run. I'm getting used to it now. :lol:
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markfiend wrote: ↑30 Mar 2021, 13:20 I can barely remember what happened last week, never mind last year :lol:
bro,..nothing happened last year...
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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