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Pista
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28 Mar 2021, 09:13
Have a stellar day
Mark .
With jelly & ice cream & all the party games.
& a mahoosive cake to boot
JansenClone
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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28 Mar 2021, 10:17
Happy birthday Mark!
I am a Leeds United fan because I was very naughty in a previous life.
Swinnow
Overbomber
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28 Mar 2021, 11:45
Give it loads kid.
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
OLDFART
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Planet Dave
Underneath the Rock
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28 Mar 2021, 14:15
Happy Birthday Mark, have a top top day Sir
'This is the water and this is the well...'
Being645
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28 Mar 2021, 15:13
Congrats and best wishes for a perfect day and a lovely year to come ...
...
iesus
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28 Mar 2021, 17:17
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Big Si
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emilystrange
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28 Mar 2021, 21:26
happy birthday, lovey!
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
markfiend
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29 Mar 2021, 09:12
Thank you all so much. There was indeed cake. And wine. And cocktails. And some bugger stole an hour.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
ribbons69
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29 Mar 2021, 09:27
Happy burfday for yesterday!
"I've seen Andrew Eldritch in an ice hockey shirt onstage, and I've given him the benefit of the doubt"
Tom G Warrior of Celtic Frost
we fall to rise
Quiff Boy
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29 Mar 2021, 11:42
many happy (day after) returns
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Debaser
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29 Mar 2021, 14:04
I'm in good company with my belated felicitations!
Many happy returns of the yesterday.
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
markfiend
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29 Mar 2021, 14:07
It's already returning! Thanks again everyone
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
eastmidswhizzkid
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30 Mar 2021, 09:04
Happy Belated's from WhizzWorld
Brother Mark! & many more returns to come (also Happy and no doubt also late
)
of course the worst thing about forgetting your birthday is that means i also missed Gaga's....again! that's me shackled up as her sex slave for the next 6 months then
"And all my promises are lies
All my love is hate
I am the Politician, and i decide your fate"
markfiend
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30 Mar 2021, 09:12
Ooh I didn't know I shared a birthday with the divine Gaga. Thanks
Lee
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
eastmidswhizzkid
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30 Mar 2021, 09:55
markfiend wrote: ↑ 30 Mar 2021, 09:12
Ooh I didn't know I shared a birthday with the divine Gaga. Thanks
Lee
you should do, i've made the same joke 3 years on the trot! *
*all facts correct at time of posting unless bent** for comedic purposes
**made up.
"And all my promises are lies
All my love is hate
I am the Politician, and i decide your fate"
markfiend
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30 Mar 2021, 13:20
I can barely remember what happened last week, never mind last year
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Silver_Owl
The Don
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30 Mar 2021, 14:26
Happy belated b-day
Fiendy .
Hope this lockdown bollocks didn't make it too much of a damp squib.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
markfiend
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30 Mar 2021, 16:18
Thanks again. Second lockdown birthday on the run. I'm getting used to it now.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
eastmidswhizzkid
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30 Mar 2021, 18:39
markfiend wrote: ↑ 30 Mar 2021, 13:20
I can barely remember what happened last week, never mind last year
bro, ..nothing happened last year...
"And all my promises are lies
All my love is hate
I am the Politician, and i decide your fate"