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Who's the good panda? You're the good panda aren't you. Does my good panda want a treat? Here's a treat for my good panda.
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Pista wrote: ↑07 May 2024, 14:02 Who's the good panda? You're the good panda aren't you. Does my good panda want a treat? Here's a treat for my good panda.
the Chinese aren't stupid. why would they want actual pandas ? a pointless evolutionary dead-end species which is only worth saving from extinction so they can be given to other nations as 'cultural gifts' . Gift in both its english meaning & german meanings.
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Town councillor reports residents to the police for....*checks notes* ....using sticky tape.
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Having had enough of rock stars biting them onstage, bats strike back.
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Pista wrote: ↑02 Jun 2024, 11:04 Having had enough of rock stars biting them onstage, bats strike back.
the one Ozzy had a nibble gave him rabies. he thought it was rubber and it wasnt. 1-0 flying meese! but biting Taylor Momsen shows great taste! i mean i aint got many teeth left but i'd put up with dentures if it meant i could have a gobble on Moms. shes a Goddess.
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The new Daleks look a bit crap.
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Man in leopard-print pajamas busted wit ... , cops say busted with what down his pants?

It's obvious really.
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Apparently, some people have a problem with this
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LOL RLY
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Don't you just hate when you finally get to see your favourite band you die?
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Posing "frivolously" in a photo? That's a striking off.
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oh

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... r-30087785

Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields

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Quiff Boy wrote: ↑07 Oct 2024, 15:32 oh

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... r-30087785

Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields

"They had multiple opportunities to re-think what they were doing."

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.....or is it?
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ruffers wrote: ↑12 Oct 2024, 16:11 Schrödinger's drugs
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This looks important.
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