Unemployed architect scouring the job adverts:
Ah here's one. 6 month contract for an erection manager.
His wife:
That's no good. You can't manage an erection for more than five minutes.
12/03/2003
- Thrash Harry
- Utterly Bastard Filthy
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Go to sleep now, Francis.
- Thrash Harry
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Shouldn't you be passed out in a cab round about now?
Go to sleep now, Francis.
- Thrash Harry
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I'm not sure I can trust you to turn up for your slot on Mastermind.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
- markfiend
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- Thrash Harry
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Looks like I'm gonna have to cajole a few people into applying then.
Go to sleep now, Francis.