12/03/2003

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Thrash Harry
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Unemployed architect scouring the job adverts:

Ah here's one. 6 month contract for an erection manager.

His wife:

That's no good. You can't manage an erection for more than five minutes.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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markfiend
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That sounds like you speak from bitter experience ;)
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Thrash Harry
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Shouldn't you be passed out in a cab round about now?
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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I am.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Thrash Harry
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I'm not sure I can trust you to turn up for your slot on Mastermind.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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:lol: in the absence of any other volunteers, looks like I'm stuck with it.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Thrash Harry
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Looks like I'm gonna have to cajole a few people into applying then.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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