Fake Quiff Boy Shocker!!!!!

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Apologies to the block with the massive quiff I wandered up to in the Phono on New Years eve.

Me: Are you Quiff Boy?

Him: From Heartlands?

Me: Yes!

Him: No, you're the fifth person to ask me!
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;D :urff: ;D :urff:

blimey!!

yep, there are a few be-quiffed types in leeds - and a few of them do go to the phono... what did he look like? how tall was he? was he a big (muscular) chap? did you get his real name?

i'm guessing it was probably tim... nice guy, tall, fairly quiet? superb, black sculptured quiff a la elvis after the army? :notworthy:

incidentally i dont actually have a quiff anymore! ;D :twisted: :(

but thanks for thinking of me! :lol:

how was the phono? did you have a good night? :von:
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Nah...
That'll be Martin - drummer with Liquid Head and occasional DJ.
He wishes he was tall and thin :twisted:
Usually comes complete with broffel creepers and Hawaiian shirts :eek:
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mik wrote:Nah...
That'll be Martin - drummer with Liquid Head and occasional DJ.
He wishes he was tall and thin :twisted:
Usually comes complete with broffel creepers and Hawaiian shirts :eek:
oh yeah, i know martin.... used to do a bit of dj'ing on saturday afternoons when it was still goff night? last i heard he was seeing alex?

isn't he also the drummer in "fat bob & the cureheads"? the cure tribute band?

harsh description there, mik! :twisted: ;D :lol:
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Who was the chap you introduced me to at Puressence the Dj at the Cockpit?

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Debaser wrote:Who was the chap you introduced me to at Puressence the Dj at the Cockpit?

Debaser
cant remember his name. he used to dj at the cockpit, in the side room ("the rocket bar") - now he does the main room.

this is a different chap :)
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Quiff Boy wrote: this is a different chap :)
ACH ......one man is very similar to the next..... LMAO :P

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Short stocky chap, suited with great quiff!

In fact he informed me you were now de-quiffed!

I think he's gonna take over, watch your back!!!!!

Unless it's a tribute act???
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Whats the phono like now ?
We all used to come up from Sheffield for the Saturday daytime do & then if we were drunk enough we`d stay for the night too .
It`s the wierdest thing to leave a club half pissed & walk out into the middle of a shopping centre full of old bids shopping :eek:

I remember years back that Eldritch once went in & stood near the dj box for ages - no one went to talk to him `cos they all thought he was one of the many lookalikes :P
I suppose the fact that he only looked 4 feet tall may have put them off too :lol:


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