Heartland

In case you happen to be in our neck o' the woods around the time, you might want to stop in for a few...

Jesus. It's Mary Poppins' Dad! Just to let you know, anybody who didn't turn up to Hex in The City missed a treat this weekend in the form of a fantastically drunk trannie called Tanya. When it finally fell over pissed, Wild Bill & I were unfortunate enough to catch sight of its undercrackers as...

I'd probably suggest Ethernaut as the album to go for-the missus loves that one. As much as I can take or leave them, there's no denying that they put on a bloody good show. We saw them a couple of years ago at Birmingham and whilst the other half and her mate were busy drooling over the singer, I h...

Thank you, I will. My vinyl is scratched to high heaven through general wear, two marriages and a cat keeping hobby...

It's a little known fact that I don't actually posses my own accent. I've found that I occasionally lapse into the accent of someone I might be talking to from outside of Telford (Sheffield or Lambeth), and before you know it I either sound like Mark Radcliffe or a Pearly King. It comes from the bas...

Thanks to you all, I feel quite warm inside. But then the missus has been suffering a bit with the 'rusty water demon' too.. Ozzmosis had bugger all to do with me, it was something that Wendy had booked some months ago, ergo my rapid saving up for a trip oop North East. Wendy the landlady has been a...

Howdo...this will be my first post, so Hi to you all! I was referred to this forum by Wild Bill Buttock, a Heartland member and guinness-soaked regular at my goth night in Wolverhampton* He's probably told you all about Hex In The City so I won't bother for now. Apart from the band themselves, I'm p...