Heartland

*Steps out of Tardis, brushing dust off herself*

Even I was there ..... Caught you live at long last Paddy...

Not a bad show as it goes...

Night all.

I'm back. Two things.

A) What happened whilst I was away?
B) Where's Johnny?..

Big props to our Em for all her help (oh and Mr Fiend).

I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted. even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actual...

Does this mean I have to start calling Dave "chicken" and trying to drag him under the dining table ?

emilystrange wrote:
good to see you again, BD...

Back at you Em.

And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!

We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...

*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too.... *hopes for a dinner invite* :innocent: If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked. :lol: Sorry Canon .....

That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ... :innocent: I work for Channel 4 - I'll pitch the idea to them - we make enough other utter s**t. :lol: Nothing like promoting your own work place on ...

god forbid that BB was entirely populated with members of HL. :eek: That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ... :innocent: I work for Channel 4 - I'll pitch the idea to them - we make enough ot...

This ones for Mr Whelan...

Naked.

Is he single ?.........

Turned it on just as they were playing "Sleepytime something or other "

How apt that was!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

James - "I am the necromancer"

TOP!!!

BD

Take no notice of them Johnny - I use the cherry almond one - smells divine!

Happy Birthday gorgeous!

Ms Dahlia

Whatever can you mean?

markfiend wrote: Gotcha.

Dont worry Mark - it got me too for a moment, but I figured Mr M needed a little cheering up at the moment anyway (and some PDL)

Johnny, you know if it wasn't for the jealous B.F I'd be there armed with plenty of PDL.........

my name being Kate Not katie? :innocent: :lol: :roll: :eek: * Just realised that I've signed my own death warrant with BD by using that monicker and so my life is on borrowed time until she reads this post. Black Dahlia is not for the squeamish. * Unlucky Johnny - start running ......... :twisted: ...

I have to say I'm thoroughly enjoying the headlines - my name being Kate, I've learned this week that my career is in tatters, I've lost a 4milion pound contract , I'm on crack and today according to The Mirror Pete Doherty has dumped me for a 16 year old.

Oh well!

That was woeful! - Discuss .........

"So he wanders off and snogs a woman he mistakes for a horse." "The directionless thin waif bears two offspring for the Prince, one of which is the product of His Royal Penis and the other may not be." "So shocked and appalled is she by the one and only moment of carnal con...

Cheeky!

Padstar wrote:Awwwww piffle.

paddy

Heavens! I hate agreeing with Pads , but ..............

BD

You know what I think already Divine Mr M.

Lets hope that our respective new careers give us both a new lease of life!


xxx Dahlia

ruffers wrote:Sorry, I have no idea who the feck that is. It looks like Jamie Theakston in a wig.

I am sitting at my desk having lunch and that made me laugh so much there's lettuce everywhere!