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eastmidswhizzkid, Johnny M, Planet Dave
f**king Scary!
- Planet Dave
- Underneath the Rock
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- Location: Where the streets fold round
Almost like a cyber A&E, no?
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
- Planet Dave
- Underneath the Rock
- Posts: 6613
- Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51
- Location: Where the streets fold round
Zuma wrote:"Nurse, the virtual screens!"
More like 'Nurse, the virtual f**king big fat needle up the arse, pronto!'
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
- eastmidswhizzkid
- Faster Than The Light Of Speed
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Planet Dave wrote:Zuma wrote:"Nurse, the virtual screens!"
More like 'Nurse, the virtual f**king big fat needle up the arse, pronto!'
no nurse on NHS wages would go anywhere near Jamie's arse...not even with his particular brand of "chat-up line"
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- emilystrange
- Above the Chemist
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- Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
it's an unholy trio
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
- timsinister
- The Oncoming Storm
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Trouble brewing!
Well, everything's still standing and nothing's on fire so they can't have done too much damage.
Well, everything's still standing and nothing's on fire so they can't have done too much damage.
- MadameButterfly
- HL's mystical safekeeper
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and there are more of them surely?emilystrange wrote:it's an unholy trio
or are the drugs doing it to me?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- timsinister
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Ah, the elite group known only as the 'Last Ones Standing' with Johnny as an Honorary Member.
- boudicca
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Honorary because he's only standing with the aid of Quiff and Dave...?timsinister wrote:Ah, the elite group known only as the 'Last Ones Standing' with Johnny as an Honorary Member.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- MadameButterfly
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L*** is gone!boudicca wrote:Not a clique then, Loki...?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- Planet Dave
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Yup. Shouting 'I'm alright, lets go home', as blood fountains out of his head like a scene from Braindead.boudicca wrote:Honorary because he's only standing with the aid of Quiff and Dave...?timsinister wrote:Ah, the elite group known only as the 'Last Ones Standing' with Johnny as an Honorary Member.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
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Oooh, and the super sticky soled shoes turned up today as well so that's triple protection.Quiff Boy wrote:
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- timsinister
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Deja vu!Johnny M wrote: Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
It's a sign of respect.boudicca wrote:Honorary because he's only standing with the aid of Quiff and Dave...?
Johnny M wrote:only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
SAFE?!
- emilystrange
- Above the Chemist
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so are you, quiffy my boy...
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
- boudicca
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Tim's bloody right on this one, you know...Johnny M wrote:only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
'Specially in t'Phono. LORD that was bad!
That's why you like us.Johnny M wrote:Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I doubt you'll be safe in the ladies Johnny - as well as condom machines there tends to be tampon machines as wellJohnny M wrote:Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
Looking for Mookies
Cat wrote:I doubt you'll be safe in the ladies Johnny - as well as condom machines there tends to be tampon machines as wellJohnny M wrote:Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think.
Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
ahhh but i can see his logic...ladies toilets don't get as much p*ss on the floor as blokes do
not that i know this from experience or anything
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
You can see my logic here Andie but Cat speaks from experience as a member of the 'demure' HL laydeez club (read animals) so maybe I'll wear some wellies as well so as I can wade through to a cubicle.
On the plus side, wearing a full face crash helmet means that anyone attempting to kiss me gets concussed and/or stitches.
But I promise I will come to the aftershow HL A&E party. If only to stop Tim getting arrested. Lee, you get the night off.
PS: Tim, after posting the pic and your comment, which South American country have to gone to hide in? And after my first para, can I come with you?
On the plus side, wearing a full face crash helmet means that anyone attempting to kiss me gets concussed and/or stitches.
But I promise I will come to the aftershow HL A&E party. If only to stop Tim getting arrested. Lee, you get the night off.
PS: Tim, after posting the pic and your comment, which South American country have to gone to hide in? And after my first para, can I come with you?
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Having finally met you dear Claire, I would love to take you to a Beefeater. If only for the moment when the waitress asks "how would you like your steak, madam. Rare, medium, well done ... or through the heart?"boudicca wrote: That's why you like us.
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Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]