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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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When you glance at the bottom of the index and see who's online ...

eastmidswhizzkid, Johnny M, Planet Dave

:lol: :wink:
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Must be that time of the night :lol:
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Almost like a cyber A&E, no?
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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"Nurse, the virtual screens!"
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Zuma wrote:"Nurse, the virtual screens!"
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

More like 'Nurse, the virtual f**king big fat needle up the arse, pronto!'
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Planet Dave wrote:
Zuma wrote:"Nurse, the virtual screens!"
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

More like 'Nurse, the virtual f**king big fat needle up the arse, pronto!'
:lol:
no nurse on NHS wages would go anywhere near Jamie's arse...not even with his particular brand of "chat-up line" :innocent: :lol:
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it's an unholy trio
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Trouble brewing!

Well, everything's still standing and nothing's on fire so they can't have done too much damage. :wink:
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Not a clique then, Loki...? :innocent:

*ducks, runs out of the building very fast*
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emilystrange wrote:it's an unholy trio
and there are more of them surely?
or are the drugs doing it to me?
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Ah, the elite group known only as the 'Last Ones Standing' with Johnny as an Honorary Member.

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timsinister wrote:Ah, the elite group known only as the 'Last Ones Standing' with Johnny as an Honorary Member.

:notworthy:
Honorary because he's only standing with the aid of Quiff and Dave...? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:Not a clique then, Loki...? :innocent:
L*** is gone! :roll:
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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:Ah, the elite group known only as the 'Last Ones Standing' with Johnny as an Honorary Member.

:notworthy:
Honorary because he's only standing with the aid of Quiff and Dave...? :innocent:
Yup. :lol: Shouting 'I'm alright, lets go home', as blood fountains out of his head like a scene from Braindead. :twisted:
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Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think. :roll:

Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe. 8)

Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.

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;D :kiss: :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:;D :kiss: :lol:
Oooh, and the super sticky soled shoes turned up today as well so that's triple protection. 8)
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Johnny M wrote: Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
Deja vu! :wink:
boudicca wrote:Honorary because he's only standing with the aid of Quiff and Dave...?
It's a sign of respect.
Johnny M wrote:only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe.
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SAFE?! :eek:
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@ timsinister: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

you're gonna get it now ;)
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so are you, quiffy my boy...
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Johnny M wrote:only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe. 8)
Tim's bloody right on this one, you know... :twisted:
'Specially in t'Phono. :eek: LORD that was bad!
Johnny M wrote:Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.
That's why you like us. ;D :P :kiss:
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Johnny M wrote:Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think. :roll:

Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe. 8)

Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.

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I doubt you'll be safe in the ladies Johnny - as well as condom machines there tends to be tampon machines as well :twisted:
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Cat wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think. :roll:

Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss in the ladies loo. That should keep me safe. 8)

Oh, by the way - you're all b&stards. Thank you.

:von:
I doubt you'll be safe in the ladies Johnny - as well as condom machines there tends to be tampon machines as well :twisted:

ahhh but i can see his logic...ladies toilets don't get as much p*ss on the floor as blokes do :innocent:

not that i know this from experience or anything :wink:
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You can see my logic here Andie but Cat speaks from experience as a member of the 'demure' HL laydeez club (read animals) so maybe I'll wear some wellies as well so as I can wade through to a cubicle. :innocent:

On the plus side, wearing a full face crash helmet means that anyone attempting to kiss me gets concussed and/or stitches. :lol:

But I promise I will come to the aftershow HL A&E party. If only to stop Tim getting arrested. Lee, you get the night off. :wink:

PS: Tim, after posting the pic and your comment, which South American country have to gone to hide in? And after my first para, can I come with you? 8)
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boudicca wrote: That's why you like us. ;D :P :kiss:
Having finally met you dear Claire, I would love to take you to a Beefeater. If only for the moment when the waitress asks "how would you like your steak, madam. Rare, medium, well done ... or through the heart?"

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