Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
I only read the first three posts and came to the above conculsion
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
If it's useful - I don't want it. If it's wearable - I don't want it. If I have to fit it together (don't get me started on 'decals') - I don't want it. If I have to concentrate to gain benefit from it - I don't want it.
BUT, if it makes me smell wonderful or it just has to sit there and look gorgeous - I WANT IT!!!!
So that'd be Brad Pitt doused in Jo Malone's latest smellies.
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
For 'uck's sake, us women aren't complicated. We only want the simple things in life...like a bloke with a 9 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Well, speaking as a chick in a low-income profession, if someone gave me a diamond I'd sell it. I prefer chocolate and stuff I have to put together (such as this or this). The more complicated the better. Instruction manuals are for wussies.
I've never bought a ladie a present, including my mum. My brother or sister normally buy her birthday and christmas present and I give them my share for it... and if I'm strapped for cash I just sign the card when no one is looking...
nick the stripper wrote:I've never bought a ladie a present, including my mum. My brother or sister normally buy her birthday and christmas present and I give them my share for it... and if I'm strapped for cash I just sign the card when no one is looking...
God I'm cheap.
Thatta boy!
I reckon I'm quite easy to buy for. If it's related to Sisters and I don't have it, I want it.
And Libby's right, you can't go wrong with things that smell nice (although they have to be ridiculously expensive and fundementally useless otherwise it will just insinuate you think she has a BO problem ).
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
@Richey - it's a woman, what can I say?
@everyone else - Thanks! Excellent. I'm getting there. Something that smells and is made of lush diamond.
p.s I've found this nice looking japanese spa thing place, that would make us both relaxed in a sweet-smelling way. It's not a diamond and it's not the moon, but it comes with a free bathrobe
Gottdammerung wrote:I did once buy a girlfriend a shrek mask to go with the copy of Shrek i got her for christmas..
didn't go down well for some reason...
So are you saying my "Catharine Zeta - Jones" mask present won't be appreciated?
Well I did go down like a lead balloon to say the least..
Thank god I'm not going out with her any more..
Instead I have the dilemma of buying a present for someone who is completely off kilter, fecking off to Mexico for three months on New Year's Day and is buying me a St Pauli home top for Christmas..
All I want for Christmas is a St Pauli home kit.....
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him.
and it'd be worse than a gay string vest because...?
Or any number of the purposefully grotesque 'tops' he's worn in recent years, for that matter.
Dayglo zip-front snakeskin 'cycling' top, anyone?
Face it Claire, he ain't much of a g*** anymore, is he?
I wasn't digging the vest, I made my stance on that very clear.
However, the day-glo business is funny because it smacks of trying too hard. I reckon he goes home and cries if he reads an article about himself where someone calls him a goff.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
boudicca wrote: ...the day-glo business is funny because it smacks of trying too hard. I reckon he goes home and cries if he reads an article about himself where someone calls him a goff.
Have you seen the list of support bands from this years M'era Luna in the official gigography? Maybe you're right.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.