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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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markfiend wrote:Hey, what can I say? :innocent:
you don't have to say anything, Mark, your virtuosity speaks for itself.... :innocent:
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I like the German Sloganizer :D

Ohne Zeno fehlt dir was. :von:
Styles are a lie.

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What's In Your Hoff?

The Hoff that Smiles Back.

All You Need is a Hoff and a Dream.

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You don't want Heartland as your enemy! :twisted:

You can't beat Heartland. 8)

Heartland. We build smiles. :D


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Mit Heartland bist Du auf der Gewinnerseite. :wink:
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Quiff Boy wrote:What's In Your Hoff?
Works in Dutch, as hof is garden :lol:
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Oooh, some more goodies:

Happiness is Heartland-shaped ;D :kiss:

The World's Local Heartland

Does you does, or does you don't take Heartland

Dude, you're getting a Heartland!

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Heartland

AND

Gee, your Gentleman's Relish smells terrific!

Too Orangey for Gentleman's Relish

Nothing comes between me and my Gentleman's Relish

Cleans a Big, Big Gentleman's Relish For Less Than Half a Crown

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.

:eek: :lol:

Wot did I tell you? Hours of fun!
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boudicca wrote:You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.
I don't doubt it.

WTF goes through your mind, bouds? :eek: :lol: I thought I was a sewer, but I've clearly got nothing on you. :lol: :notworthy:
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Planet Dave wrote:
boudicca wrote:You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.
I don't doubt it.

WTF goes through your mind, bouds? :eek: :lol: I thought I was a sewer, but I've clearly got nothing on you. :lol: :notworthy:
*tries to look indignant*

I'm sure I don't know what you mean... :innocent:
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For Blast, get Stabbed

I don't need no steenking slogan generator!
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All You Need is an Eldritch and a Dream. (holy f*ck - that has my stamp all over it :eek:)

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Tokes. (so ... i'm the crumbliest and flakiest... got milk, anyone ? ... )

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Von. :notworthy:

Think Von. (yessir!!sir!)

Better Ingredients, Better Emilia. (hey! i've been improved :D anyone wants to cook me ?)

Behold the Power of Emilia !! (reee-set-thhheee-worrrrrld!!)

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Emilia. :eek: (now that's kinda ... doubtful)

Emilia Really Satisfies ; :eek: *censored for yer own good*

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thanks for this - it's sooo fun :D and i have soo funny titles ;) good msn stuff - gold mine !!
Les vertiges de l'amour et les effets de la drogue
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Es ist grausam.
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doc p bringt Dich ganz nach oben
all these funny drugs :wink: - it´s just my job :innocent:

@ cd:Ohne jessica fehlt dir was., ich sag nur Karfreitag :cry: :kiss:
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doc P wrote: @ cd:Ohne jessica fehlt dir was., ich sag nur Karfreitag :cry: :kiss:
don't remind me.... buhuhuhuhu :cry:

but Obey Your Jessica and come to Berlin, because It's A Jessie Adventure. :innocent:



And always remember: Life Should Taste As Good As Jessie!
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Vorsprung Durch Streamline

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"You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Pandemon."

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I'm not sure I'm tough enough to try it a second time!!!

Edit: Ah, the second one was better: "Tonight, Let It Be Pandemon."
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When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Von Overnight.
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Von.
The Von Of Paradise.
Kids Will Do Anything For Von.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Von.
Feel The Raw Naked Andrew Eldritch Of The Road.
Have a Break. Have an Andrew Eldritch.
Stimulation for Body and Andrew Eldritch.
Andrew Eldritch: The Other White Meat.
No-One Does Chicken Like Andrew Eldritch.
You Deserve An Andrew Eldritch Today.
Happiness is The Sisters-Shaped.
My Anti-Drug is The Sisters.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into The Sisters.
Everything We Do is Driven by The Sisters.
Don't Live a Little, Live The Sisters.
There Ain't No Party Like The Sisters Party.

And...
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_emma_ wrote:Feel The Raw Naked Andrew Eldritch Of The Road.
YES PLEASE!Image
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canon docre wrote: And always remember: Life Should Taste As Good As Jessie!
There's no chance of life tasting anywhere near as good, I'd imagine. Still what with all this talk of cream, that's hardly surprising. :innocent: :wink: :kiss:
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Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eastmidswhizzkid. 8)
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eastmidswhizzkid. 8)
Yeah we know, but how did you get on with that slogan generator?

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:oops: :notworthy: :wink:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Planet Dave wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eastmidswhizzkid. 8)
Yeah we know, but how did you get on with that slogan generator?

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_emma_ wrote: Have a Break. Have an Andrew Eldritch.

Andrew Eldritch: The Other White Meat.

You Deserve An Andrew Eldritch Today.

Everything We Do is Driven by The Sisters.
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Les vertiges de l'amour et les effets de la drogue
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Planet Dave wrote:
canon docre wrote: And always remember: Life Should Taste As Good As Jessie!
There's no chance of life tasting anywhere near as good, I'd imagine. Still what with all this talk of cream, that's hardly surprising. :innocent: :wink: :kiss:
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Jessie?

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