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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http&#58;//www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http&#58;//www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<title>The php function "strtotime" is very powerful!</title>
<style type="text/css">
<!--
form &#123;
	border-top&#58; #000 1px solid;
	padding-top&#58; 5px;
	margin-top&#58; 5px;
&#125;
-->
</style>
</head>

<body>
<?php
if &#40;$_GET&#91;'time'&#93; == ''&#41; $_GET&#91;'time'&#93; = 'now';
$tm = strtotime&#40;$_GET&#91;'time'&#93;&#41;;
$hex = dechex&#40;$tm&#41;;
$res = date&#40;'H&#58;i&#58;s d F Y', $tm&#41;;
echo "&#123;$_GET&#91;'time'&#93;&#125; is UNIX timestamp $tm <br />\n&#40;In hex, 0x&#123;$hex&#125;&#41;<br />\nOr in human-readable, $res";
?>
<form id="form1" name="form1" method="get" action="time.php">
	<label for="time">Enter string to interpret with strtotime&#58;</label>
	<input type="text" name="time" id="time" />
	<br />
	<input type="submit" name="button" id="button" value="Submit" />
</form>
</body>
</html>
:lol: I was bored.
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Different s**t eh Quiffy? ;D ;) :twisted:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:http://www.steinberg.net/en/support/ste ... enter.html

Different s**t eh Quiffy? ;D ;) :twisted:

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not the currentclipboard, but a recent one which sufficed ;) :notworthy: is :
logic 8 pro torrent
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:http://www.steinberg.net/en/support/ste ... enter.html

Different s**t eh Quiffy? ;D ;) :twisted:

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not the currentclipboard, but a recent one which sufficed ;) :notworthy: is :
logic 8 pro torrent
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Better to DL that than to buy it IMO... never liked Logic... :)

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in fact you mean...
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Anyone who tries to give me sperm gets a slap in the face.

Also, there's nothing in my clipboard, haha.
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In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked. They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and beat them repeatedly at chess and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies...
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Karst wrote:88.78.196.81
I tried to, but I got timed out... :innocent: :twisted:

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I'm leaving clerical and will be in acute care over in the hospitals. I will still be temp on-call tho.
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