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Er, pardon moi but Glaswegians don't know jock about the English language! :lol: "Wrote me" is a grammatically acceptable, albeit truncated, version of "wrote to me, " wherein the "to" is understood. It's akin to saying "my friend gave me a pen" insead of &qu...

Er, pardon moi but Glaswegians don't know jock about the English language! :lol: "Wrote me" is a grammatically acceptable, albeit truncated, version of "wrote to me, " wherein the "to" is understood. It's akin to saying "my friend gave me a pen" insead of &qu...

All hail the burpday people.

11/5/04 Dear Friends, Ok, it sucks. Really sucks. But before you go and cash it all in, let's, in the words of Monty Python, 'always look on the bright side of life!' There IS some good news from Tuesday's election. Here are 17 reasons not to slit your wrists: 1. It is against the law for George W. ...

Have you noticed that Sentech have stopped TV and radio advertising? It was a bloody joke from the outset ... you have to live practically on top of their two (my joke but almost true) transmitters to get it. that's cos they got taken to the Advertising Standards Authority, someone took exception t...

Welcome from the other side of the planet - although I do have Yorkshire connections I prefer to keep that quiet.

Hey by your own admission, you chose the "Slaapstad" thingie ... go figure. Jo'burg ROCKS and what the feck is wrong with the odd mine dump? AND the definitive word in that sentence is "odd" cos they're all being taken down and flattened to make way for more luvverly shopping ma...

This week ADSL is a very foul word in our neck of the woods - thanks to the complete f u c k heads at Telkom cutting it off on SUNDAY afternoon and only restoring the thing on Tuesday at 1000 ... and that's after paying them 2K on Saturday (cos we've got four lines and phones etc etc blah blah) ......

Come, come nuclear war. It would be nice, just for a change, to see "Polly plays Jo'burg" or "Polly plays anyfreakingwhere in the Southern Hemisphere" This is such a depressing thread. :cry: :cry: She's played Oz a few times :? Why would she want to play Jo'burg? That place is a...

Come, come nuclear war.

It would be nice, just for a change, to see "Polly plays Jo'burg" or "Polly plays anyfreakingwhere in the Southern Hemisphere"

This is such a depressing thread.

This week ADSL is a very foul word in our neck of the woods - thanks to the complete f u c k heads at Telkom cutting it off on SUNDAY afternoon and only restoring the thing on Tuesday at 1000 ... and that's after paying them 2K on Saturday (cos we've got four lines and phones etc etc blah blah) .......

Well at 1.30 this morning, the heaven's opened again and God decided to drop the entire contents of his toilet on Benoni (where me and Ms. Theron's mum live) ... afterwards, one lonely little bird sat shivering outside my window trying bravely to chirp his way dry.. it was quite sweet.

Very funny about the PL thing ... would have loved to have seen that!
We get all our s**t weather from you lot anyway.

Okay so I'm from South Africa - we have extremes in just about everything - temperature, rainfall, political eff ups, road rage, Patricia Lewis ... all the usual crap stuff but this evening, I was real glad that I don't live in a wooden clapboard house in America, cos the mother of all electric hail...

Thanks for the invite, bit far for me ...
But have a good one!

devastated, i grew up listening to him , on medium wave in mono crackles and all and the music has always been bloody good. what are we going to do now?certainly no one could replace him. You too? The ONLY person on radio EVER in the whole F U C K I N WORLD who played Apples and Oranges by Pink Flo...

What they said ... and hic!

I knew he'd write a song about me one day
Aah.

Type in "George Bush "... what a scream!

Another discreet cough

Er ...
Butt Whore

Yikes!

Hey, I'm hoping to see a Pixies DVD pretty damn soon (cough, blush ... won't say nuttin more than that - but E knows who I'm talking about)

HBurps
Get drunk.
That's an order.

What happened on Monday - was I here or there?

a nasty sarcastic part of me wants to shout out with glee ... "har har, you bloody self-important Americans, how's it feel to be on the other end of the stick hey? I won't even get into how ignorant and narrow minded people make themselves look when they make blanket statements like that. When...