Heartland

And I thought what a nice, caring sharing sort of bloke Scotty was at the weekend. Little did I know what was to come.

Fuckin' Tcheuchter

In a cardboard box more likely - I've got the car keys

Well put it this way, I felt physically sick afterwards and then had to clean the carpet and my foot.

Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in

..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.

Nice one

Dear Doktor

I seem to have this weird effect on men - they keep falling at my feet

Top weekend.

Thanks Quiff, Jo & All

Hi Margaret, glad you're an official McHeartlander now

It was a great weekend. Hope to see you soon.

Cat

Glad to hear that they managed to glue you back together

If its any consolation I spent most of Sunday recovering from the large quanitities of alcohol I consumed but managed out on Sunday night only to be struck down with Scotty's flu today.

Happy Birthday (again)

Another mystery explained

Next you will be telling me there is no Sanity Clause

Catriona needs one
Catriona needs waterbearing bottles for May Faire
Catriona needs to be mindful of planning ahead to avoid any possible asthma flare up
Catriona desperately needs Dominic to claim the child
Catriona needs no introduction

JAMES RAY wrote:better drop one then

Good luck with the book but for fecks sake we don't need to hear about Christmas yet! That's a sure way to give me nightmares

Hope you have a good one

David Bowie, Edinburgh 1983. My childhood fantasy

Thanks all.

First day at the new job isn't going to badly either

@Scotty

Ahm no a footie fan, prefer watching oor national team gettin guffed at rugby (but live in hope)

James Blast wrote:<----- hands Cat her official MacHeartland string vest

Cheers Blast, but do I still qualify being fae Embra?

To all the rest of you, cheers for making me feel welcome

Cheers for that Emily. I've lurked on HL for quite a while now but don't always get the "shorthand".[/i]

Johnny M wrote:

emilystrange wrote:please do, but its a long way off yet when it will get filled.

so to speak.

TMI I think ...

TMI ?

I'm new to this if you hadn't guessed

Of course, I do it regularly

Ok, enough lurking, decided I better join and make myself known Hi all.

P.S. Zuma says you won't take the p*ss

Cat (aka Mrs Zuma)