Heartland

Basically I'm a f u c kwit. I have a few real life friends on here and chose not to use my real name as when I first joined I thought it would be a laugh to pretend it wasn't me. It quite clearly is though. I use my real name (not necessarily the one I was born with...) on most forums, or occasional...

I get Christmas Day, New Years Day plus 25 days whenever I want, but if I want any other bank holidays I have to take them out of my own. Most people who know me think I get a lot more than that as I seem to be off all over the place stalking my fave band but I mainly manage this by working Saturday...

Ooh I hope Debaser saw this in time! Anyone going to the Northampton Cope gig on 2nd October by the way is obliged to bring birthday sweets for the Debased one. It's not actually her bd for a couple of days after that (although it is my other half's that night) so there is a reasonable chance we wil...

...but back on topic, Franz Ferdinand once played a secret gig as "Gavrilo Princip" (which I may have possibly spelt incorrectly..........)

The Macc lads were twats. All went to Kings Macc (the posh fee-paying school round there) and seemed to think it was hilarious to "parody" the lower orders so to speak. They used to drink in the pub where my mate worked and they would come in on a Saturday evening and p*ss in pint pots and...

James Blast wrote:

Gripper wrote:

James Blast wrote:does the chips have fish?

How much is the fish?

how much is the chips?

Mind the oranges Marlon, look over there...


PS Eating in general's surely not goth..........?

First gig - The Jesus & Mary Chain, Manchester International 1986. It was over 18s and we were only 14, so desite never having been much of a goth I let my goth best mate do my make-up so we looked suitably ageless and got in no problem. Last gig - The Boxer Rebellion, Oldham Castle last night. ...

Debaser wrote:
THEM'S the beauties!!!! But to wear the matching shirt? Now THAT'S sad............

They RULE!
Go on, wear it to Leeds festival on Friday. Or lend it me for about 45 minutes around 7pm...

I am disappointed in you Mik, I always had you down as a 40-a-day man from the age of seven...

Debaser mate what the fck are you talking about? sounds like you are having a top time anyway, I think.

Does anyone else here have no idea what a cheese head is (that's repeateble on a well-mannered forum such as this)?

Embrace? Betwetting dirges, dear sir. Not to be played in polite company, surely? I really hated that band. And the Verve. Maybe my scathing review in the Hounslow Chronicle was the thing that pushed Embrace over the edge, though I somehow doubt it. I don't want to scare you but they're back. They ...

Debaser wrote: LOL...them's 'bad' pants

Well you don't bother about what the wrapper looks like when you're eating a quarter pounder do you?

* dreams *

I just checked the order tracker number off the email for my Leeds tickets (I am frighteningly organised these days!)and it said tickets have come into stock and will be despatched "shortly" (whatever that means, they've had my money since bloomin' May!) so if you ordered off Wayahead/SeeT...

Mine haven't come yet either, mine are just Friday ones, although Wayahead inform me today that my Reading Sunday one is in the post so I would expect Leeds to follow shortly. Although that's crediting them with more logic than they usually demonstrate...

On his stag night my mate Brian (for anyone on W***ville that's Julia C's hubby) was dragged into a karaoke booth and forced to perform "Rawhide" by his mates, which he doesn't actually remember... or didn't, until his version turned up, remixed by sound engineer friends, over a cheesy Ibi...

british Sea Power are ace live... can't disagree there :wink: where did you see them? there is a reasonable chance I may have been there... Norwich waterfront, two or three months ago i guess. Ah that was a brilliant gig!! I went to every date on that tour and reckon Norwich was definitely in the t...

emilystrange wrote:british Sea Power are ace live...

can't disagree there

where did you see them? there is a reasonable chance I may have been there...

A very big happy moshin' birthday to lovely Jj. Is that an excuse to post a picture of him asleep? No, that's mean isn't it. If you're interested though..... http://www.brokenwindows.org/Caths%20BSP%20pictures/image49.htm :innocent: and happy birthday to the others too, even if I don't know you, but...

Debaser wrote:Fun Loving Criminals always used to come on to Jump Aroiund by House of Pain......I go moist everytime I hear it

Nice, I'll remember to never put that on when you're round ours then...

British Sea Power at Berlin Roter Salon, September 2003. The already dark red room darkens, and the sounds of Sir John Betjeman reciting a mildly rude poem about a buxom Yorkshirewoman emerge through the PA. There is no backstage area for the band to appear from. Then there is a tinkling sound and t...

It's OK, I've stopped pretending not to be me now. It was getting confusing.

What's a chuffin' snake? Sounds incredibly rude to me, that.

She did once cause Jimmy Puressence's appendix to burst hours before a gig simply by booking herself a hotel for the night, I guess he got off lightly...

I'd actually consider getting on stage to take a crack at "Oh Bondage! Up Yours." j0hn....... I want photos if you do. hiya John, do you know I was just thinking how much I miss all the Americans since my departure from a certain other forum, but come to think of it I'd not seen you on th...

Now that was an entertaining evening.

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Would you Adam and Eve it....members on Heartland may not be aware of my unusual 'talent'. Finally manage to make a foreign Chameleons gig due to it being inEaster hols last Easter(2003)...only the singer came to Greece the rest decided they'd had enough.... Booked tickets fer me dream festie for t...